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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Wow you can't just spread misinformation like that mate. ABDuctors are people who kidnap others

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, abduction is a magic speciality that prevents you learning alteration or illusion spells.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

No, that's ICE!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Can we leave ABDuctors alone?

[–] tulliandar@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Contract you abductors

Contract your adductors

Contract your abductors

And shake them all about

Do the Hokey Pokey

And turn yourself about

That’s what is all about!

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Doot Scootin'

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

The two primary muscle groups involved in manspreading

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

I think the skeleton needs a top-hat before we can caption this.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Funny skeleton dance muscles

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Me getting ready for Halloween

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Cappers or flappers

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh the abductors' connected to the Thigh bone,

The adductors' connected to the Knee bone,

And they're both connected to the Pelvis bone

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Doot-doot-doot doing!

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The muscles that make my wife scream in pain/pleasure when she begs for massage XD

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago

Boot scootin' skeleton

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thigh master was the OG ad blocker.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Buns of Bronze

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I just remember the gym machines are backwards.

adductors: legs go in? Add means make bigger. Backwards😡

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Grey's anatomy chapter 26: the Hokey Pokey.