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[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the Bible, one of the people Jesus heals is the slave of a Roman soldier. In the original Latin version of the text, the word they use is for a specific type of slave, a male usually kept as a concubine or sex slave.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

The New Testament was originally written in Greek.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bigots make what the Bible says in John 11:35 happen.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you want to be a good person (go to heaven (how selfish)), just don't be an ass to people. Especially to people you don't know.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They say he's a pretty chill dude

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Jesus fucking himself christ, pastor, really good job there, dipshit. Pure brilliance.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 5 points 1 week ago

Sou d logic bucko. Where does it say driving a car is not a sin?

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I think John might have had a bit of a crush on Jesus, given that he was very interested about whenever Jesus said 'love'. Maybe he was hoping for a confession?

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