Political Memes

Have you ever seen a group of more insecure looking people? They're all one incorrect Wendy's order away from a full-on performative nervous breakdown

Looks like a Who's Who of the Herman Cain Awards.

I haven't seen any purpose in watching a Super Bowl since I saw Janet Jackson's boob. It won't get any better

inbred, they could be related through sister/cousin/mother.

I don't mean for anyone here to catch a stray

But who the fuck genuinely looks at Oakleys and thinks, yeah that's a cool look that doesn't make me look completely out of touch with basically every part of the modern day

You're boycotting the Super Bowl Half-Time Show cause of Bad Bunny. I am boycotting the Super Bowl Half-Time Show cause the NFL is shitty organization. We're not the same.

Oh. The totally casual, "I'm just casually driving" picture. Why do they almost always wear prison-pussy facial hair?

It's not like any one is forcing them to watch it. Also, I won't be watching the game at all. Bread and circuses.

They're literally boycotting when they finally got an artist from the US

I won't be watching it either. Because sports are dumb and I don't know who bad bunny is.

Character select screen for the worst fighting game of all time

I especially like how there are only two women, and one of they both look like absolute Karen's.

They like wearing shades all the time so they can creepy stare at women who would never speak to them without getting called out.

I swear these types wear sunglasses because they're extremely intimidated by eye contact

I've seen this many many many times and I'm still only 95% sure that third column first row was a previous boss I had. They really do all look pretty much the same

Edit, addition: I did find his FB and LinkedIn back then and, even so, I'm still not 100% sure

I'm very sensitive to bright sunlight so I always wear sunglasses like these. About 5 years ago my beard was on the long side. I looked like MAGA-man driving around in my old pickup.

That's the guy who made Neverita, right?

I love that song!

I play it all the time when I'm cooking with the boys.

This is how I go undercover.

I think they're apeing tacticool police gear. If you have a strong stomach, from Eclipse23:

How Cop Sunglasses Differ from Regular Sunglasses

Enhanced Durability and Protection

Cop sunglasses are not your average shades. These specialized eyewear pieces are engineered to withstand the rigorous demands of law enforcement work. Unlike regular sunglasses, cop sunglasses feature rugged construction, often utilizing materials like polycarbonate or metal for increased durability. This robust design ensures they can endure the physical challenges officers face daily.

Tactical Advantages

Cop sunglasses offer more than just protection from the sun. They serve as a tactical tool, providing officers with several advantages in the field. The wraparound design common in cop sunglasses offers enhanced peripheral vision, crucial for maintaining situational awareness. Additionally, these glasses often feature specialized lenses that improve contrast and visibility, allowing officers to identify potential threats more easily.

They’re all like video game avatars desperately trying to project who they want to be, hiding behind sunglasses as some kind of macho shield. If they could build images of themselves they’d all be modern tacticool versions of Col. Kilgore.

I just had a thought. I hope that the Puppy Bowl has a halftime show with bunnies this year (I usually watch the Puppy Bowl & Kitten Bowl that day if I watch any non-antenna TV). Bunnies are adorable, and while I wouldn't want one as a pet (too many things can go wrong, too quickly), I would love to see them playing and having treats while being good bunnies.

These are the people next door who have parties every weekend that end with a drunk couple having a loud argument in the backyard about their shit relationship and the hostess gets bitchy because they woke the kids up.