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I think this certainly begs the question of exactly how narcissistic must one be to imagine that they could commit genocide while still having the moral high ground...

I prefer to appreciate all the little ways these people telegraph that they're just absolute shit so you don't even have to interact with them in the slightest

Well... You certainly have a way with words... Some might characterize it as "slightly nauseating," but that still counts as 'a way' if you ask me.

I venture that the other people are - and this is a technical term, so forgive me if I mispronounce it, but - douche canoes

OOOHHH LOOK! HE'S DOING THE THING!

Fair question.

Well, I think we've identified our early favorite for "Most Congenial Lemming"...

Psst... It's you. You're that person.

That shit was bananas.

B A N A N A S

ACHTUNG!: NOTICE ME SENPAI UwU

Ok, buddy... Try that argument out on the cops when you get busted for having nudes of teenagers on your phone... "The traditional view is that teenagers are adults-in-training; I was clearly just allowing them to gain valuable adult experience."

I bet the judge would absolutely adore that argument. I'm sure they'd see things your way.

I dunno, maybe I'm in the minority here (hope not) but I don't ever recall hearing about any child rapist/molester - regardless of the depths of their depravity, how prolific they were/are, etc. - and thinking "wow, they must be an absolute sexual tyrannosaurus rex; I should subscribe to their newsletter"... Like, there isn't an amount of nine year olds you can pay/coerce/cajole/force into sex (which, again, is by definition rape as minor do not possess the ability to consent) that is somehow going to impress me. Or anyone who isn't a piece of shit, for that matter.

So... That's a pretty weird point to make, honestly...

But... Then what will I use to keep me from biting my tongue off while I'm getting electrocuted. hmm?

Answer me that, oh he who is so wise with electricity!