Shit. I was about to quip "Your intern is only 8?" before I remembered what year it was.
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Made me curious and I did the math, the girl who gave birth to her son two months after graduation, he can legally drink now.
God damn I'm going to need some more ibuprofen today.....
When your Steam achievements are older than the majority of the game lobby...
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Mfw time goes forward and the years change
Mfw time goes forward faster and faster and the years change without asking first. And then your mind and soul never truly realising how much time has passed.
This effect can be really messed up once you have a kid and they get to the ages where you can remember childhood memories.
Things that took FOR FUCKING EVER as a kid just zip past in the blink of an eye when I'm the parent instead of the child.
That's insane to me. I'm almost 40. But I don't feel forty. I'm not 40 in my head.
As someone who feels OLDER than they are, be grateful!
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Pretty sure deleting interns is frowned upon anyway.
Unless you work for DOGE, that is. Then you can just delete entire departments and be praised for it.
That was the interns deleting departments
My Steam account is older than some of the newer people I work with.
My Steam account is old enough to drink.
And we were pissed when we were forced to make one!
I stayed on WON right up until it shut down and I had to go through Steam to play CS. I was 100℅ in favor of the idea of Steam, but in 2003 the implementation fucking sucked.
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Where?
Anywhere. Unless some country has a higher drinking age than the US... 🤔
I looked it up. Apparently, some do.
Eritrea: 25
Some parts of India: 25-30
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Just about
Normalize respecting young people's contributions, knowledge, and skills before mentioning their age...
Imagine respecting interns !
Yeah thats fucked up
Maybe she should read her emails in case her intern has to inform her of a sick day.
Two words. Hot. Mail
If Hotmail were launched today it would be a gay dating app.
And would be 500mb of js.
I deleted my original Hotmail after it got hacked. However, I am keeping my Gmail despite Google's monopoly practices. My Gmail username is from a time when they allow addresses like g_star99@gmail.com or skankymistress@gmail.com.
I had a Hotmail account before Microsoft bought them...
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Have to wait 6 more years to say something comparable. Accidentially hit "mark all read" or something once
I hope she pays this intern
I wonder if there are any unread emails from the 70s.
Always reminds me of that comic where the person jumps from like 18 to 30 to 50 to dead, still going “wait a sec…” It’s so true!
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I still have a Yahoo email account that I've had since 1997 I think... 7 letters, no numbers.
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