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I would be like 5 of these, so I would be multiclassed beyond usefulness. Come to think of it that is a pretty accurate representation...

I wonder how many groups would ever have a barbarian. A person with a temper that I ever see basically makes it to my 'don't-wanna-be-around' list.

"Play an Instrument"

RAW v RAI

I can play any and every instrument, badly. Rules never said play well.

Could you be a sorcerer if you're related to the DM?

“It’s absurd, we have a play group of 20 and they are ALL WARLOCKS.”

“My patron is Geoffrey d’Bezos, an arch fiend!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP RAYMOND!”

I can literally do all of these:

Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.

Barbarian (only technically, I don't get explosively mad anymore).

Bard - Piano

Cleric - Muslim

Druid - Have ecology degree

Fighter - Probably

Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)

Paladin - Conservation

Ranger - Nerf or nothing

Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone

Sorcerer - My dad's first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.

Warlock - Big research university

Wizard - See druid

All wizards parties, all the time...

This is the exact reason I learned to play the ukulele

Hmm, some of these work. My DM does enjoy that good grass so there are some sessions where I could steal his entire box of dice without him noticing. Rogue it is, then!

I feel like this is too general. I'd want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies.

You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus.

You're some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer.

Phlebotomist's assistant? Vampire thrall backstory.

Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills.

Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously.

Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.

I don't know how a GPA would translate from american to the rest if the world.

If FOSS counts, there's going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.

If I'm a medical student (soon to be physician), am I really just stuck with Wizard? I do a lot of emergency medicine stuff and CPR is straight up necromancy, but I don't recall necromancer being a class. (it has been a hot minute since I've gotten to play D&D)

Edit: I'm completely braindead outside of medicine these days. Necromancer is a Wizard subclass. Time to go find a fancy hat I suppose.

DM: Must have a god complex.

I can multiclass the shit out of this.

Gonna have a lot of warlocks.

I'm a warlock wizard multi class : /

I could be an Artificer, Warlock or Ranger.

Industrial mechanic, working for the government, have passed proficiency tests for weapons handling in the CAF.

Damn I qualify for a lot of those:

• Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
• Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
• Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
• Monk (Judo as a kid)
• Ranger (archery as a teen)
• Wizard (bachelor's degree in IT)

Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I'm also big

I can be any of these except for fighter just because I don't really want to kick my best friend's ass.

Then again, he is pretty scrappy, so like, I might end up getting my ass kicked instead if I tried, so either way, it's a wash for me.

I'm not great of any of these so I'll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts

I'll take the Druid class - it's literally my name

Time to pick fighter class cracks knuckles hey, DM...

Commoner it is, unless my GPA from over 20 years ago counts

Old Party DM: "God damnit, everyone's just playing wizards. We need to mix it up!"

New Party DM: "FUCK!"

I inherited my fathers sword, shield, and cloak, so maybe sorceror? Is there one that uses weapons like that? I haven't played one in ages.

oh fuck yes i love Wizardry

I play wizard and am currently writing a PhD thesis. Checks out!