Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

The national guard: ^^^

They're eating the immigrants!

First thing they do is order a liter of cola each

Judging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?

When Texas sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

This must be that higher male military standard Hegseth was talking about.

Like Tiananmen square, the regime stopped using local troops in an attempt to flex their authority and instead brought in outside military with no attachment to the area so they would have less trouble being ordered to fire on civilians.

These gravy seals from the South are gonna be the tattered flag and trump sticker on a truck types that sit around the desk at the guard base wishing they could punch a liberal.

Didn't trump say "no fatties in the army"?

They deployed 120 soldiers and 360 chins to Chicago.

And these fucking pukes get m4's?

I was active combat duty for a year, getting shot at DAILY and I had to suck it up and try to fucking kajigger a full size fucking garbage ass m16 out the fucking hatch to return fire

Fuck everything about this

A chunky guy with a gun is dangerous because he'll use it to solve the problem with minimal physical expenditure

Meal team six.

All this after Trump saying he doesn't want fat troops

They picked the perfect guys for Chicago. I hope they brought their beers and their wings for... "DA BEARS!"

If anyone wants a transparent PNG, here it is.

They seem well fed.

Mindless triggerhappy idiots are going to reign your country.

Weekend warriors looking succulent!

This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.

https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94

Texas National Lard

I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.

But….

These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.

So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes...

Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.

I can't think of a single reason why they shouldn't be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.

Gravy Seals.

Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago.. All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn't want us to remember that he's likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.

This is the EXACT thing we're supposed to forget. Epstein.

How in the fuck did these guys pass a PT test?

I love how everyone is so willing to hate on their weight/body shape here as if that matters, what matters is if they will uphold their duty to serve this country or be cowards and do whatever Trump says and serve him. Who cares if they don't have the body type you associate with a marvel superhero character? Even if they are infantry we aren't talking about frontline troops meant to spearhead invasions we are talking about The National Guard. This just seems like such an easy way to try to start flinging mud when the issue is existential and directly related to whether we are under authoritarian military rule or not.

Trust me, Trump hates these people, this form of deployment of National Guard is a disgrace and is meant to be humiliating to the people who actually believe in something who are serving as it is anything else, he wants them to suffer so they can provide clips for their political BS machine as they clutch their pearls in manufactured terror, realize what the implications of that are outside of whatever politics those National Guardsman have or whatever physical shape they appear to be in or appear not to be in.

No Juan left behind.

two legends

Heavy troops

Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.

Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs