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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 weeks ago

I think burning it is more humane than letting it be molested by the guy in the picture.

[–] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So far he (or rather, Stephen Miller, the guy with his hand up the puppet’s ass) said he’s ok with removing speech, assembly, guns and citizenship.

I’m starting to think they’re not really fans of the American way of life after all.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Removing guns sounds awesome to me

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

Oh it'll only be from the 'wrong' people. The fascists will have more than ever.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Now is not the fucking time.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Doesn't the US already have the world record for school shootings? Maybe non-wartime gun deaths, too?

Look, I'm not saying they take away certain guns that disenfranchised people use and keep guns that fascists use. I'm saying get rid of them all.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Is what they've been saying for decades

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Burn Trump in effigy instead, hell there's a capitalist opportunity that he should get behind here since you know the demand would be there.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why isn’t this man in prison? Do you know any working class people walking around with 34 felonies?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] choco_crispies@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If I did I wouldn't snitch

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago

Welp, bring out the pallets of flags and lighter fluid, boys.

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 weeks ago

Everything he did is copying Communist China, what’s wrong with him ?