Oh Zak, you old fool. That's not gold pressed Latinum it's just worthless Gold!
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inconceivable!
You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.
Rule of Acquisition number 421, never go in against a Ferengi when LATINUM IS ON THE LINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've beaten my Gorn which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you so I can clearly not choose the synthale in front of you. But, you've also bested my Nausicaan which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that Terrans are mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the synthale in front of me!
Z: What you smell is called beetle snuff, it is stinky, tasteful, dissolves instantly in snails, and is among the more delicious poisons known to man.
Brunt grunts, Zek pours the snuff into a snail.
Z: Alright, where is the beetle snuff? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both have a snail and find out who is right and who has bad tasting snail.