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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 210 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 80 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tense Penile Member 2.0. Some refer to it as a rock hard dick.

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[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least you're warned about the bullshit requirements for a particular game.

Reminds me of what fdroid and aurora-store do, warning the users of potential "disgusting" features. That's respect for its users

[–] archemist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like that fdroid is "this doesn't meet what our users expect from our service, here's why, and here it is anyway if you want cancer"

And most of the time, it's pretty palatable cancer too. It turns out most don't bother uploading to FDroid if their app is truly bad.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We always knew that battlefield would be like that. It's an EA product after all.

I'm genuinely amazed it doesn't have day one microtransactions, maybe that's going later.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 134 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anon discovers what it’s like to own a piece of media

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's getting rare to own anything. Everything is just a temporary license or subscription or even if you own the thing it's dongled to the vendor and when the vendor is in a bad mood or goes bankrupt your thing can't be used any more...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm far too old to play the "everything is rented" game. I refuse to participate and I'm stunned anyone else does.

OTOH, I brought up how Trump/Project-2025 is dismantling NOAA on neighborhood.com, rather crucial to us on the Gulf Coast, and had this (heavily paraphrased) discussion with Karen:

"I PAY for my weather app! Don't care if you can't!"

"Uh, where do you think that app gets it's data?"

"Not arguing with an idiot!"

And that was the day I learned that people pay monthly fees for free data. (I heartily recommend Weawow. Free, does everything I want except tide tables.)

I also learned that Project 2025 is a conspiracy theory and I'm an idiot for believing in it. Live and learn!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Privacy vibe check passed

Weawow iOS privacy report card (no data collected)

:D surely:

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That's how bad things have become. People don't even realise what it's like to own something.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’ve been asked what a dvd is by a teenager. When I amended and said Blu-ray, they still had no clue. It’s only going to get worse.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (26 children)

Bro, I've got like 25 hours in the Final Fantasy Tactics Remaster, on my Steam Deck and laptop.

Yesterday, an update caused the game to launch with a black screen. So I tried a few different Proton versions, before I start getting a new error.

I take a look at the discussion board for the game on Steam... Fucking Denuvo considers each version of Proton to be a separate "activation" and it will only allow five BEFORE LOCKING YOU OUT OF THE GAME FOR 24 HOURS.

I have never really given a shit about Denuvo before, but this is so fucking infuriating. I paid for this game. I've already played 25 hours of this game. Now I can't fucking play it?

Unbelievable. Denuvo is fucking trash, and I guess now I'm one of those people who avoids it.

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[–] whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It sounds like gog is pretty great, with their DRM free software.

I'm generally indifferent towards steam but I'm under the impression that they've contributed a lot to the recent developments in Linux gaming compatibility, and this has removed a pretty big hurdle for people who want to move away from windows, and I just think that's swell.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (15 children)

They could try to offer a proper Linux Galaxy client, though. Especially since CP2077 locks some minor things behind being launched from Galaxy.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

There will likely never be an official GOG Galaxy client for Linux, judging by the company's utter disregard for Linux users. It was the most requested position on their community wish list, and they just removed it saying they have no plans on adding Linux support.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Half or more of all the games Amazon gives away through Prime are actually just GOG keys. If you already have Prime for some reason or another, you should be redeeming those free GOG keys.

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[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I own ~670 games on GOG and lease 292 on Steam.

I’ve played maybe five of my GOG games to completion. I’m a gamer, dammit!

[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"and lease on steam"

This hurts to read considering my hundreds of games on steam 🥲 I want to stay in denial and pray for no enshittification

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It could happen to Steam one day. Definitely not any time soon. But as the company grows and ownership changes, there is the risk they could go public and IPO. After that point, it's all downhill from there. However at this point in time and based on their history, GOG and Steam are both excellent platforms to do business with.

I didn't start using GOG until I got a slap in the face with reality that I don't own my games. I was ignorant and complacent back in the day when App Store purchases on Apple's platform disappeared or I couldn't download them again. "That sucks. Oh well. Damn." is what I used to always say to myself over a decade ago. Funny that it took a beloved game - parts of it anyway - to where it finally sunk in how important digital ownership is.

Ubisoft is the company that taught me this valuable lesson. In August 2022, Ubisoft announced they would shut down legacy activation servers for their old single player games - https://www.ubisoft.com/en-gb/help/gameplay/article/decommissioning-of-online-services-september-2022/000102396. While multiplayer would disappear and was accepted (running online PvP servers for very old games doesn't make financial sense), the termination of these servers would also mean that my DLC would disappear. I was a day one owner of Splinter Cell: Blacklist on Wii U, and I spent my hard-earned money buying all the content for it back in 2012. Ubisoft was going to take away parts of my video game on a physical disc sitting on my shelf, because if I tried to run the game and install the DLC, the console would make a call to an activation server that no longer existed and preclude me from accessing my paid for content. Now, all those video games sitting on my shelf from multiple console generations suddenly looked less permanent. How many of those single player games required online functionality to work? I always (and still today) buy cartridges and discs where possible because I believe physical copies are superior. Splinter Cell I purchased at least three times because I loved that game - on Wii U, on Uplay, and then on Steam. In 2022, Ubisoft shut down those activation servers and they took my purchases away from me forever. Now, I can only play parts of the game that I paid for. And Ubisoft doesn't get my money any more (although they haven't been for a long time since they keep release middling games).

Since that day, I learned a valuable lesson and have since directed most of my game purchases to GOG, where my GOG library has significantly skyrocketed past my Steam library.

P.S. - To this day, I still email Supergiant annually to beg them to release Hades on GOG, and show them the growing interest for their game in GOG's Dreamlist: https://www.gog.com/dreamlist/game/hades-2020

[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Thanks for sharing your story ♥️

[–] frog@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago

It's like Pokemon. Collecting is the game.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I would love to buy all my games from gog, but they lack steam's regional pricing in my region, so most games are 4x the price on gog.

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

GOG is awesome!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

TBH I'm too addicted to achievements to use GOG (AFAIK you can get achievements on GOG if you use their launcher, but it doesn't work on Linux). I'm going to regret that later for sure ...

[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I feel you.

Let's stay in denial together 🫂

[–] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There is a reimplementation of the Galaxy Communication Service that allows you to get achievements, leaderboards, etc.

Heroic Launcher has it bundeled automatically.

https://github.com/imLinguin/comet

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

games should just make an in-game achievements checklist that coorsponds with what steam would have shown. that's all steams in anyways, a checklist.

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[–] sbf@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wish games would host their own downloads like Factorio. Managing keys and such is probably not worth it since they can use Steam, GOG, or even Itch, buts it’s just so nice to be able to download stuff without a middle man.

I’m just glad I only play 2 games instead of the hundreds I’m reading about in these comments. I didn’t even know that was a thing people did!

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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

GOG does have its issues and controversies, but it's still the only online gaming store with conditions I find acceptable. If the game is not available DRM Free, I don't need to play it.

[–] skibidi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I love having to individually download all 50 parts to a game and write my own install script (the GOG experience on Linux).

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Maybe this was true five years ago, but with heroic I've never had any setup issues.

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You- you what????? Why. Lutris. Just use lutris, holy shit.

[–] skibidi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lutris downloads files from GoG using their API, which has heavily throttled download speeds. It was going to take 19 hours for CP2077 to download using Lutris.

Downloading the 50 pieces individually from GoG through the browser took under and hour, but was quite annoying.

If you don't play any large games, you might not have noticed, but Lutris and GoG do not work very well together.

I always download the offline installers and install them via the generic "install from executable" option. I've actually never used the features for downloading games from online game services on Lutris. The whole reason I buy from GOG is I can download the offline installer and never have to deal with anyone else's servers after that point. It works excellently.

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[–] nixus@anarchist.nexus 17 points 1 week ago

Seriously. I pretty much only buy things off GoG nowadays. I can back it up to my own storage, and take it wherever I want. High-five to GoG.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've only bought one game from GOG. It was Morrowind and I'm playing via OpenMW. Good experience over all. Though I didn't use the installer or the executable that came with the game.

I really want to see more FOSS reimplementations of game engines come into existence. Wine is fine and all, but I'd much rather have a native FOSS engine.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 16 points 1 week ago

I love gog. Sure it means I need to pay (a small amount) for some decades old stuff, but it will work perfectly every time.

[–] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

I do love Steam, but at the same time, it required me to intall significant 32 bit support on my system. It's just sitting there, using 2GB of RAM and 20% of a cpu while the window isn't even open.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If only they gave a shit about their users enough to respect their requests for official Linux support. Various forms of this made 3 of the top 5 requests on their community wish list. Which they casually deleted and told people to use wine/proton.

This is not a consumer-friendly company. It just so happens that their consumer-oriented decisions led to profits. The moment this is not the case, they immediately change course every time. Same might be true for Valve, but at the very least we can clearly observe them sacrificing extra profits for a tiny minority of Linux users.

GOG is still mostly fine for Windows builds of games. You can support the devs and get DRM-free copies to store indefinitely. However, we shouldn't blindly praise them and ignore the obvious bullshit they take part in.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I imagine that we Linux users are a very small share of their users. I don't see anything malicious in it.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's just how games used to be before the age of enshittification began

[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Maybe I'm not old enough but I don't remember a time before game DRM, when it was physical games they required you to have the disk inserted to play. The only difference was they were easier to crack and less invasive without online requirement.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember everyone freaking out when Spore was gonna have SecuROM that limited it to like 5 installs on a disc, and you were gonna have to ask EA for more if you needed them.

Some of the oldest DRM was weird little cipher wheels or puzzle books required to answer a challenge every time the game booted before it would actually start.

I dare say what GoG is doing is better than we've ever had it!

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[–] bobzer@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No regional pricing though. GOG is outrageously expensive in my country compared to steam.

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