Love how he points to the text and is like "See? Right here it says Dickwad"
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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A great idea, but I think a lot of businesses would never let this guy past the front desk/security.
You don't get it. He's job is to talk.
He is job is to talk?
I was going to say "It is late where I am" but I was fully awake when I wrote this. I'll keep it as it is.
Hesa joba isa to talka.
I mean if one of his services is to curse out the bosses in a JarJar Binks voice, I'd happily pay that premium
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I just noticed this on our calendar and had to wonder if the boss of the calendar company made them put this here.
Edit: Wikipedia says it is real:
Boss's Day (also written Bosses Day or Boss' Day) is generally observed on October 16 in the United States. It has been pitched as a day for employees to thank their bosses for being kind and fair throughout the year.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I'd so love to see them try that here in France!
That has got to be a deeply sarcastic joke, hasn't it?
Apparently it's a legacy of nepotism. Someone in 1958 was working for daddy and wanted to celebrate daddy on daddy's birthday for being such a good boss. Thanks daddy.
Oh I think it should be a day where the boss does the actual job and shows us why they’re boss
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I saw that on our calendar this year and laughed. The company i work for had a huge influx of buisness for a year or two, but they mismanaged the hell out of the profits. With everything going to shit this year they had to let go of over half the company, including my husband just days before his hire date anniversary when he would have gotten more vacation days and his yearly raise.... Yeah...boss....i dont have many reasons to be thankful this "bosses day"
An actual capitalist innovation
How does his company make money?
He really just does it as a hobby. Love of the game.
The bosses say, "thank you for setting me straight" and pay him.
He then sends a companywide email asking for the employee to step forward for their promotion
And everybody claps.
it's business consulting, maybe you've heard of it. big money in consulting. he's doing it right
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What happens if you are the only employee or one of two employees in your company
You make the complaint clearly refer to things that only affect the other employee and wait for the shit show
what happens if you send him to a friend's business because they were complaining about having a boring day
You just have to be the first one to mumble: i can't believe he did that
From my understanding, he doesn't necessarily make it clear that it's a employee's complaint still, depending on the complaint it would ve obvious
If youre the only one, I think it would look like that Monty Python sketch "Argument Clinic"
Need a link for this genius already
I was curious too, so did some searching. His name seems to be Calimar White (based on this Tiktok page), and the company is called OCDA (Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs). The website, which also has YouTube videos, is at https://ocdaofficial.com/
I love the unofficial slogan "we are NOT affiliated with OSHA" 😄
That's a cool rhyming name
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His name is Calimar White and his business is called Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs.
I’d use this service for when I need to retire or quit from a job I may not like. Like how the Japanese do.
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this guy gets it
"Hey, so.... I work at Microsoft... "
I complained to my boss about my boss and he would make sure to change things for the better of his employees. Because the less employees complain, the better work they do.
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