An actual capitalist innovation
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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Love how he points to the text and is like "See? Right here it says Dickwad"
It's written down! You can't argue with science!
I just noticed this on our calendar and had to wonder if the boss of the calendar company made them put this here.
Edit: Wikipedia says it is real:
Boss's Day (also written Bosses Day or Boss' Day) is generally observed on October 16 in the United States. It has been pitched as a day for employees to thank their bosses for being kind and fair throughout the year.
Oh I think it should be a day where the boss does the actual job and shows us why they’re boss
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Hahahahahahahahahaha. I'd so love to see them try that here in France!
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What happens if you are the only employee or one of two employees in your company
what happens if you send him to a friend's business because they were complaining about having a boring day
You just have to be the first one to mumble: i can't believe he did that
From my understanding, he doesn't necessarily make it clear that it's a employee's complaint still, depending on the complaint it would ve obvious
If youre the only one, I think it would look like that Monty Python sketch "Argument Clinic"
You make the complaint clearly refer to things that only affect the other employee and wait for the shit show
A great idea, but I think a lot of businesses would never let this guy past the front desk/security.
You don't get it. He's job is to talk.
He is job is to talk?
I was going to say "It is late where I am" but I was fully awake when I wrote this. I'll keep it as it is.
Need a link for this genius already
I was curious too, so did some searching. His name seems to be Calimar White (based on this Tiktok page), and the company is called OCDA (Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs). The website, which also has YouTube videos, is at https://ocdaofficial.com/
I love the unofficial slogan "we are NOT affiliated with OSHA" 😄
Incredible name, I really want to say it out loud but my husband’s sleeping next to me.
Edit: Calimar White, not the company
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His name is Calimar White and his business is called Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs.
I’d use this service for when I need to retire or quit from a job I may not like. Like how the Japanese do.
Oooh I dont know what you're referring to but I would like to
Japanese working culture is ... different.
https://metropolisjapan.com/resignation-agencies/
Tl:dr;
The top-cited reason for using resignation agencies, at 40.7%, was that companies refused to let them quit. Other reasons included fear of backlash if they resigned alone or their work environment discouraged employees from quitting independently.
In Japan companies even do their best to not fire people and just bully them into quitting. So they don’t have to pay severance and also maintain their image. They will basically isolate employees from their colleagues and give them jobs that they weren’t even hired to do, like cleaning even though they have a cleaning crew. Like at Konami employees they wanted to let go of were forced to clean the Konami gyms.
Being isolated from your colleagues doesn’t sound that bad to us, but in Japan many people don’t have many friends outside of their coworkers. Not to mention everyone knows what is about to happen if they isolate you. It’s a way to shame you.
Basically they do shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.
What prevents them for doing the same? Not doing their job until they are fired so they don't have to quit. I would guess that would be even more shameful
Japanese principles of honorable work, fear of retribution in future jobs. They’re brought up to expect a very different relationship with their company, and end up with a self-abusive mentality that they must deserve the mistreatment.
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discouraged from quitting? bitch the whole point of quitting is to not be beholden to your shit.
If you want to be unemployable in Japan as a whole, sure, leave on your terms. It's fucked up.
I'd love to see them try that on me lol... Oh I can't quit? I'll just stop coming into work and if you want to continue to pay me, then that's your prerogative.
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"Hey, so.... I work at Microsoft... "
I complained to my boss about my boss and he would make sure to change things for the better of his employees. Because the less employees complain, the better work they do.
How does his company make money?
He really just does it as a hobby. Love of the game.
The bosses say, "thank you for setting me straight" and pay him.
He then sends a companywide email asking for the employee to step forward for their promotion
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How do I get employment with him?
If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.
"I'm a fucking bitch"
"...wait a minute"
My hero
This takes away all the fun of insulting your boss yourself...
Nah, the good old days, when you'd step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!
Now we have 'mediators' and CEOs don't like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore...
Don't worry. His services are not mandatory.
this guy gets it
Would be fun to call out my cokehead boss this way!
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