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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Anxiety ice cream

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

Insomnia pie.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Obsessive Compulsive Quarter Pounder

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10 to 1 odds for Nerve Pain Cupcake

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Hyperfocus cottage cheese

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[–] angband@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

angry cracker

Lethargic liquor.

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Depressive Lox

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Sleep all day Coffee

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

(I hope you enjoyed my short story about coital issues and sacrifice)

[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago
[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Executive Dysfunction Donuts.

[–] Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Anxious McMuffin

[–] loldog191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

insomniatic orange

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Schadenfreude lentils

[–] Trarmp@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Obsessive cinnamon bun lmao

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Inattentive Curry

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Word salad + not salad

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[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Anhedonia Pot Pie. 🤣

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Dissociation Twizzlers which is definitely on the list of drag names now

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Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Anxious stroganoff

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Executive cereal?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

Depressed pesto. Depresto

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!

[–] Mog_Spawn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What do I do if I'm the picture of perfection?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Narcissistic sandwich, is that you?!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You found me, Compulsive Cereal. You found me.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Delusion + whatever you ate

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is a party and you're not fun here.

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