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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Put water in the cup it becomes the cup, put water in a pot it becomes the pot. Be like the water.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Try holding an entire mug of coffee with a donut

[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Who the hell is asking coffee or a donut?

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

when someone at work is making a coffee run and can only afford one thing per person

[–] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Ya, give me both please.

[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago
[–] mech@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago

It's the same shape, just reshaped

genius!

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They better all weigh the same.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Shape has little to do with mass. Unless you want it to be so.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 81 points 2 days ago (15 children)

It’s asking about the coffee not the coffee cup.

If your coffee has a hole in it that’s weird.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I take my coffee black-hole seriously.

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[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ah but you see, coffee in this mug would have a hole in it:

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

That's one of those fun things until you have to clean it.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

This looks like hell to clean

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I could fuck that coffee cup.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Hmm, nice and warm

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just enjoy the meme you fuckin nerd.

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[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 51 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Anybody ever think about how humans are just very oddly shaped donuts?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

That's not entirely true. We don't have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra). If you simplified us down topographically, it'd be like you formed a donut around a starfish with the arms sticking out and then you just deleted the starfish.

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considérons that our lungs and intestines are porous on a molecular scale... And also our sweat pores... Plus are blood vessels (connected to previously mentioned holes)…

Humans have a changing topology depending on the size scale at which you're working.

I mean that is true of basically all structures and materials. It's just the coastline problem. How long is the coastline? Depends on the level of precision you apply and the exact time you measure. Theoretically it is infinite if you keep getting more and more granular with it. That's not helpful or meaningful for general purposes though.

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] RedSnt 7 points 1 day ago

Reminds me a bit of the evolution of the eye

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Silly topologist.

Coffee is a liquid, it can adjust to any shape.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You must be shapeless, formless, like coffee. When you pour coffee in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour coffee in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour coffee in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Coffee can flow and it can crash. Become like coffee my friend.

  • Bruce Lee (the hipster barista down the block)
[–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

The ocean is the same as the Hadron Super-Collider, just reshaped.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago

Well, for one, that's a coffee mug, not coffee. But I suppose coffee can also be in all of these shapes.

[–] yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile, physicists: "Matter is basically just empty space and tiny particles moving very fast, a hole is just even emptier space"

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

I’m 50 and this is deep

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

When did they start serving topologists? It seems an odd menu item

[–] Phlimy@jlai.lu 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same! Now they serve coffee and donuts instead.

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[–] billygoat@catata.fish 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Animorphs book covers are getting weird…

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[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

I see no coffee here.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Topology is one of those sciences that is hyper-niche to the point that it seems like it would have very limited scope, but when you take a closer look it's actually studying something fundamental.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I’d eat a coffee mug shaped donut, but a waffle would hold up better. An elephant ear is fine as well, but a crepe is right out.

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