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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

More coming soon. Or not. I don't owe you shit.

[–] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I saw that on the main page. That was the best line

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Command line escaping is an annoying son of a bitch and different rules apply depending if you're using bash, cmd, powershell.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

That's why you shouldn't use cmd or powershell. That and the fact that you'd have to install W*nd*ws in order to use them.

Edit: Too bad that all the downvoters didn't leave a comment. Now I'll never know if it was M*cr*s*ft employees on their anual works outing, or if you're mad because I dared to use the W-word :D

[–] AlphaAutist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hate windows/microsoft as much as anyone and i hate to say this but powershell isn’t that bad and can be installed on Linux and MacOS

Thanks, I didn't know that. And now I wish I could forget it again.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah but why would you, they already have proper shells

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

String escaping sucks in bash and other posix-style shells too, though.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

"Tru dat\!"

[–] dariusj18@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Thanks, I didn't know that. And now I wish I could forget it again.

[–] CodeBlooded@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

The few times I’ve used Postman, I found myself doing everything I needed in Python shortly afterwards. It’s not cURL, but it could easily be such; I prefer the self organized “text” interface of code.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Generally not a big fan of this type of writing especially when it's so wrong.

I'm an old software dev who grew up with curl but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone new. It's extremely dated UX that takes a long time to figure all of the quirks out. You will fail thousand times over and is a http client CLI really worth days of your time learning?

Libcurl itself is brilliant but there are much better front ends for it like hurl or alternatives like httpie - use those instead.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes it is worth it, because it is available everywhere, and will still be around in 15 years. Learn it once, use it "forever", everywhere. It's the same with learning to use sed, awk, etc. They've been around for 50 years and will most likely be for another 50.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's just a http client CLI not a programming language. It's not that difficult to switch. In fact I use at least 5 different ones myself.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All the more reason to learn and use curl

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes after you learn all better clients first, sure.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which do you consider better?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

...probably the ones they mentioned in the root comment?

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow the httpie site is terrible

Hahahahaha you're not wrong

Screenshot_20251022-080824_Cromite

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hurl looks similar to how intellij integrates their http requests feature.

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[–] Ethanol@pawb.social 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That was a fun read! I don't even know what Postman is but I do like curl :P

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be glad you don't know what Postman is.

The only reason I bother is because some PMs want to use it.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Look at Bruno. Its open source, though I did get pay walled the other day and it pissed me off.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

I thought this article was complaining about something that no-one used, but here you are recommending alternatives... alternatives that are not curl

[–] mmmac@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Check out yaak, also open source no paywall. Built on Tauri so not a dumb electron app

[–] orygin@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Yaak has a commercial paywall if you use the pre-built binaries. You can easily build it yourself without licensing tho

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[–] Cyno@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

nah im good lol

bruno seems decent

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can pry wget from my cold, dead hands.

[–] sga@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

they are different things, wget and curl do not have many overlapping use cases other than downloading stuff over http

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

As a daily curl user, this made me interested in trying out postman.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

It will upload your credentials to the cLoUd and ask you for payment to do basic things. Completely enshittified.

[–] codemankey@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There are less bloated alternatives I prefer. Like Bruno, which is easy/easier to version control.

[–] myfavouritename@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for mentioning Bruno! It looks awesome. I haven't tried it out, but I'm going to give it a shot today.

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[–] dariusj18@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I was pretty bullish on insomnia until it enshitified

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is such a weird article. Electron is not for making http requests, it's for rendering web pages. Nothing within curl can render web pages. I'm not saying you should be using electron necessarily, but this is just so obviously wrong, what is the author thinking?

And (almost) any programming language has a built-in primitive for making http requests (possibly even using libcurl internally), why would I switch to a command line call if I can just do the http call directly with that primitive?

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think it's a jab at Postman, which is essentially curl with a GUI.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Postman has Collection Runner tho, which is useful for people that like to dick around on a GUI and get their data harvested and used for AI training instead of writing their own script in Python.

[–] southernbrewer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

IIRC postman has gRPC support, unlike httpie, but it's also so awful. If you use the gRPC support, switch to Kreya instead

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This is beautiful. I'ma send this to my coworkers.

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[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's great. I like a GUI. I also do not like whatever postman is. So I have to suffer until I find something that works for me

[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Bruno Looks interesting. I think the last time I read about it it was very new, I might need to give it another try. I hope it will not end up like postman or insomnia.

The first thing I see when opening the httpie app website is a "we now have ai" pop-up. So probably not that one.

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[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I'm very early stages on making my own TUI for http requests that's shortcut based. Idea is to use Jetbrains format http files. Folders for projects, sidebar for requests etc.

Supports environments and I'm hoping I can set up the main screen to use Vim.

It's born out of postman hate mostly. It's just so bloated

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Is there one of these for shell scripts over CI/CD frameworks?

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