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[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals

[floating brain] I'm the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later

[floating Marx head] I'm the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone

[floating Garfield head] I'm the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going

[green stares neutrally]

[green then has a deranged smile]

[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]

[brain facepalms]

[Marx facepalms]

[Garfield is elongated]

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[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

If you've eaten event slightly more than half of it, then clearly whatever is left isn't enough for a second meal so might as well polish it off.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have never connected to my inner garfield before, but maybe I should give him a chance. Surely it would give me the chance to ramp up my lasagna consumption.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

But now you hate Mondays!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’d like some clarification about how the Karl Marx part of my brain feels about Mondays.

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mondays are surplus suffering.

A reminder that even the concept of rest has been appropriated by the ruling class.

Seize the means of awakening on your own time.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes you just need that instant gratification and also to just lay on the couch for an hour later.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I read that as instant garfification

[–] Mangoguana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh my god

It was the garf all along

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Oh god, Garfield, what are you doing.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Everything in this comic is a cake pop to my brain.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

If I eat more now, I won't need to eat as much later. Is this not how it works?

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

there are 3 wolves inside of you

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

This has "imsorryjon" vibes.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I once did a BOGO footlong deal at Subway and ate both. It still haunts me.