I’d like some clarification about how the Karl Marx part of my brain feels about Mondays.
gigastasio
This might be a hot take, but in my opinion the alternatives in this article aren’t any better.
There any love here for Icthyosaurus?

Just looks like a big derpy lemony shaped dolphin, with a snoot that 76% more boopable.
In other news, PJ Harvey is apparently still alive.
Paucity of waifu
I once saw a group of four or five seagulls gleefully dismember and eat a crab alive.
I’m not saying you shouldn’t, I’m just saying…that’s a possibility.
I joined the army because I had no idea what to do with my life.
35 years later I still have no idea what to do with my life.
That’s my 20!
Little fuckass wingrat took my 20, took his picture with it and calls himself TeH mOneY PiDGiN and acts all benign and shit.
Fucker bought meth with it. Asshat.
Okay follow up question…
All at once?
Relatable