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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For more on this topic, check out the Powder Mage trilogy. Because why study at Hogwarts when you could be snorting lines of gunpowder?

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago

That reminds me I have to catch up on this series, been a few years since I checked in on it.

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Stays silent with an aluminum sniper rifle

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago

If you like this premise, check out the webcomic Paranoid Mage.

[–] MinisterOSW@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chapter two should be called the "SG-1 how to guide "

[–] MalReynolds@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

that's mostly

When in doubt, C4...

And I love it, Trump is obvs a Goa'uld. Get to it.

[–] WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl - Youtube indie animation pilot does a similar thing

As the title implies, its about a Magical Girl™️ (think like Sailor Moon-type thing) who's really over it and does not want to be a magical girl. So, despite having magical powers, ...

(spoiler for objectively the best part of the 11-minute video) her weapon of choice is:

"But like, what even is a star beam, you know? Now a lead pipe to the shins? [sounds of pain] That's just reliable, baby."

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This is perfect

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago

If firearms exist in the fantasy world then obviously you become an ordnance mage, creating ballistic shields in the air and enchanting rifle rounds so that they explode with massive concussive force on contact.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My headcanon is that a world that has magic would've never discovered gunpowder.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any half-decent alchemist would definitely stumble on a few explosive mixtures just through normal practice.

[–] partiallycyber@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I read a really excellent breakdown of this years ago that I'll attempt to paraphrase:

Modern-day guns are the endpoint of centuries of evolution! Evolution that, at nearly every step, is trumped by either magic or a simple bow and arrow.

Which isn't to say that guns can't or wouldn't exist in a fantasy world; "metal tube with an explosive that shoots something out" is fairly intuitive design.

But that basically gets us to, what, blunderbusses? Or maybe something even less functional, I'm no historian. Point being that, in a world with magic, innovating on a boomstick that has an effective range of ten meters may not be an attractive use of time when you have other, better options.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cannons were really effective from a fairly early point (see conquest of Constantinople/Byzantium), and in a lot of universes with magic it's still much easier to make a cannon than a wizard.

You can assume that a city on the level of Constantinople would have magic-reinforced walls if that's possible, but only if that magic system actually has spells for that, which isn't a given. In some fantasy universes, guns are specifically useful for piercing a wizard's protection spells.

Though really, it comes down to how common it is to have people who have whatever is needed for magic, and how long it takes to train them until they are more likely to blow up the enemy than themselves. And whether the author(s) want(s) to make guns useful in their world.

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Except that this is something any barkeep would be d able to pull out at a moment's notice without any other preparation than having put it there at any point previously. No need to pay a retainer for a mage, or that nasty "subscription to the local guild".

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, a lot would depend on metalworking sophistication. A fantasy world might be able to produce steel for swords, but precision mechanical parts? probably not. Modern automatic guns, even semi-auto, are probably not possible.

But your basic grenades, fire lances or hand cannons, and cast bronze or iron cannons should all be well within the capabilities of your average Dwarven settlement (you guys can't cast a 10-foot long bronze tube? how are you even dwarves?)

I can see lots of applications for these in a world of magic, first and foremost delivering various magic-enhanced projectiles (cannonball of frost, bullets of psychic damage, etc).

Also, do any specific metals have special properties in your magic system? Could a mythril bullet simply pass straight through a magic shield as if it wasn't there?

Does iron inhibit a mage's casting abilities? (hit him with iron birdshot - no need for accuracy - it won't hurt him much but some chunks of iron embedded in his skin might fuck up his attacks)

Are silver weapons particularly effective against werewolves, vampires, etc? Fuck it, silver grenade, problem solved. Or maybe make some holy-water-tipped bullets like Hellboy, or melt some holy relics down into bullets.

Magic abilities take years of training to use effectively in combat, and maybe people with innate abilities. But given enough supplies, you could train a hundred peasants to operate hand cannons in a month.

[–] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

In the OOP's example, that is solved by magecraft (which is distinct from "true" magic btw) losing potency by becoming general knowledge, thus forcing mages into working their magecraft in secrecy.

Both the mages and the Church work hard at keeping it a secret, albeit with different motives and methods.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The web serial "Mother of Learning" plays with this quite nicely.

In the lore, there was a war called "the splintering". Basically, war was building, and the big powers on the continent were training up wizards for war. This was expensive however, so the smaller nations invested into newly developed rifles. Now a wizard will tear a gunman to pieces. They only had so much mana to fight with however. When the war started, the wizards were torn apart by massed volley fire. Instead of the big nations swallowing up the small ones, they were rebuffed, with heavy losses. The various large nations splintered with internal stress, as they tried to retool on the fly.

spoiler

In the story, the main character also makes use of a gun. He acquires one on the black market. Later, he is overwhelmed by the bad guy. A hand gun, at the last moment, gives him the chance to run. It was easy to block, once you know, but no respectable wizard uses a gun!