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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Does this man not know how to type "boobs" into a search engine?

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can watch a video of someone eating an A5 wagyu steak, but I'd rather eat a less expensive steak myself. Pixels vs reality...

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (5 children)

No where near the same thing, you can't touch either pair of boobs.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not exactly the same but seeing actual people, talking to them, interacting vs. watching something on a computer screen is also no where near the same thing.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yes the former is far worse.

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

His wife has parental controls on the home computer.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nothing like getting mediocre food served by a waitress who hates her job and regrets the life choices that led her to it.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The good news is that some of them don't hate their jobs, and appreciate the money and high tips without having to ride a pole.

Granted, it's perspective in contrast to diner wait staff (a high-suicide job) and professional stripping (a high-turnover job) so still not great.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

"appreciate the money and high tips without having to ride a pole"

Says enough as a coping mechanism

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I didn't know they updated their logo to give the owl a vag wing

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well how about Boober eats? Same as Uber, but the hooters come visit you at your messy room.

[–] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

They did this in Portland during the pandemic. It lasted for about 2 1/2 weeks before they were sued into closing.
Fucking corpo shit bags.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is that real? Sounds like a sexual assault waiting to happen.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago

Yeah, the manager would have to drive along and it would have to be a pretty big guy...awkward....here's your chicken buddy! Wanna say hi to Jessica? Yeah it wouldn't work.

Last time I walked by a hooters i saw signs that said “kids eat 1/2 price!” And “Monday is family night! Specials available”

It’s like they just want anyone in there, you gay? It’s ok forget the boobs, come eat the shit food! Kids? Why not. Bring grandma after church! PLEASE EAT HERE WE ARE A DYING BUSINESS!

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

This is exactly why I don't go to Hooters. I can't stand being surrounded by men like him. Sir, you're like 50 and the waitress is barely 20. I miss their wings.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

Industrial society and it's consequences.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

divorce, ffs

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

You can always walk in like an adult

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They've got a huge business opportunity there. Every branch should be different! They could have one with plus-sized waitresses, one with waiters instead, one with whips and leather, one with mature waitresses, all in the same town.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

please femboy hooters is so passé now

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