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[–] Yukily@jlai.lu 3 points 14 hours ago

"sorry i didn't order this"

[–] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 15 hours ago

I‘d check whether it can move on its own.

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 70 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I don't understand sandwiches like this. What is the point of packing it so full of garbage that you can't eat it like a sandwich. The minute I have to pick up a fork or spoon means it's no longer a fucking sandwich and therefore loses like half its value

[–] karashta@piefed.social 28 points 2 days ago

So much this. It's not even like this is a sloppy Joe. This is presented as a burger. It doesn't even look appetizing to me.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you slide your dick in the Mac n cheese layer you can fuck it.

Ooo extra sauce!

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I have the same issues with hot dogs. Why is the dog bigger than the bun, plus if you add a bunch of toppings then they can spill out.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

It'd be better in a bowl

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

At a lot of BBQ places, if you order a sandwich it’s literally just a small normal slice of white bread with the same amount of meat sitting on top of it as you would get from a “platter” option. I’ve had a real pulled pork sandwich before, and it was a actual sandwich you could pick up with your hands. What you have given me is a crime against common decency and language.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it.

[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That's what we used emulsified sauces for (in addition to flavoring) when I was working in kitchens. Mayo for instance is a tasty sauce, but it'll also prevent the bread from absorbing moisture from the other fillings.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

...what even is that, technically speaking? Lasagna? Calzone maybe?

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago

I would get a fork and a knife and just start eating by cutting little pieces of bread from the bun and onto my fork alongside everything else.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 points 2 days ago

I likely ordered it. So thank the waiter and start eating.

I can read a menu.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GIVE ME THE MAC AND CHBUGER

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

MAC AND CHBURGER

MAC AND CHURGER

M'URGER

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would wait a moment for it to cool a little and then eat it.

And be frustrated with the stupid Mac ans cheese dripping out

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't eat mac and cheese with your hands?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago

"I don't think that's my order dude"

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Take the mac n cheese off it and I'd be happier. It also isn't a burger. It's a pulled pork sandwich.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 2 days ago

How do you know there isn't a burger patty hidden in there?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Swap to a knife and fork and go to town. That looks delicious.

[–] Chromebby@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I’d probably just pull the bun off and eat the rest with a fork. Looks like mac n cheese and pulled pork? Both delicious things

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would say, "That's not a burger."

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There could be a burger patty under the pulled pork, for all we know.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Remove the bread

Ask for a fork and knife

Enjoy you pasta plate

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Let's get this out onto a tray."

"Nice."

[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this a Steve1989MREInfo reference?

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 2 days ago

Revel in my luck that I was born in the right century to experience such a thing

Earlier centuries it didn't exist

Later centuries it will inevitably be outlawed

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

Don't forget ranch

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

A bit extreme but tbh I get it.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

"How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?"

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Here's a card with all my healt info and my family doc number. Just in case, tell my family I love them.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

I would not have ordered something so dumb.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

“Get me a bucket….”

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I'd say thanks .... then ask them for a blender