protist

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How many lesser men did you have to crush on your way to the top? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] protist@mander.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago

Or do they...

We'll fix it later in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Your entire house is made out of limestone? Or you have limestone veneer

We'll fix it later in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] protist@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We should go back to building things with rocks

I wonder if these still work... in c/retrocomputing@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

There's something about Windows 3.1 I yearn for, I gotta say

Thefuck in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] protist@mander.xyz 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

*sisters

Unless they happened to be an alate brood

What's the youngest age you'd date? in c/asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
[–] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

"Strong genes" lmfao look fellas, we got an evolutionary biologist over here. Lay off the manosphere my friend

What's the youngest age you'd date? in c/asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
[–] protist@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

These yield very different results

Starmer 'ready' to put UK troops on ground in Ukraine to protect peace in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] protist@mander.xyz 12 points 5 days ago

Every single comment they make is exactly three paragraphs. What's up with that?

Beard Guide in c/coolguides@lemmy.ca
[–] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

A neckbeard?

Beard Guide in c/coolguides@lemmy.ca
[–] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I thought I had that "haven't shaved in a few days" look because I'm lazy, but apparently I'm rocking "designer stubble." I feel significantly fancier

I've been sleeping on decaf in c/coffee@lemmy.world
[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yup, decaf definitely still has some caffeine. I'm pretty sensitive to caffeine, and if I drink a cup of decaf at 5pm I'll be fine, but drink it at 8pm and I'll be lying awake staring at the ceiling later.

Upcoming events: Day of protest and blackout days in c/Resist@fedia.io
[–] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Could be almost more impactful, shutting down retail and food service on a Saturday.

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I ate a really late lunch and skipped dinner because I wasn't hungry (mander.xyz)
 

But now I'm in bed questioning my decision.

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Sublime - Garden Grove (youtu.be)
 

Garden Grove on Garden Grooves

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This fungus is growing on a hard-packed crushed granite RV pad that gets blasted with afternoon sun. What could be surviving here? (mander.xyz)
 
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