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[–] orygin@piefed.social 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, ma'am, there isn't a black guinea pig...?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Number 1, so a cup of milk?

titanium dioxide

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Heavy cream, ideally.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It must have been so hard to line up that many guinea pigs in a row

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Tell me you suck at lining up guinea pigs in a row without telling me you suck at lining up guinea pigs in a row.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Or a nailgun

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Noise Reducing Earmuffs.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is anyone else seeing a row of human faces?

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do uhh

Do you know what humans look like?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uhh yeah? Loud little fuzzy things that poop everywhere.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I've got two in a cage in my bedroom. Affectionate little critters once they warm up to you.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 1 week ago

Where I live one cafe did this:

It was about 70 years ago and become so popular that today everyone in the town uses it. You can just order 'nube' or 'mitad' and they will know exactly how much milk you want. Only in this one town though. Try this anywhere else and barista won't know what you're talking about. Not as cute as the guinea pigs of course.

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Not a bad idea.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like my coffee as I like my guinea pigs...

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Just in case: I didn't miss your answer. I just have nothing to add.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course I roast my coffee, don't you?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

I prefer mine pre digested by a Asian mammal from the Viverridae family.

But to each their own.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Just label each with a cute yet distinct name. Then customers would associate each name with the blend they order, with bonus lore.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What happens if you select Guinea pig #1, do you just get a glass of milk?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Want sugar and cream on top?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

It's like when you say the same word over and over it starts to sound funny. The more of them you look at the faker they appear.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Difficulty in life, ascending from left to right.