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He’s a rapist. He takes what he wants and doesn’t care about anything or anyone.

Guy is 80. Its gonna be a great day.
He's been dead for 25 years.
When Donny dies it will be the 2nd Independence Day for this country, or at least “most” of it.
Only if it's from natural causes. In case you hadn't figured it out sooner, he'd otherwise become a martyr. You think the Charlie Kirk stupidity is bad? Imagine how bad it world be if the cult's object of worship was popped. Such a martyrdom would give the cult something to rally around after his end. If he dies naturally, however, the cult is FAR more likely to descend into infighting with a side of conspiracy theory, and tear itself apart as all the horrible people tried to scramble for whatever they could get by stomping on each other. Cults are complex monsters but have ways to survive the death of their leaders.
Ehh. Whichever way he goes, there's always going to be a "JD had him killed" conspiracy theory.
Yeah, all the morons were celebrating Kirks death. Making memes and videos and some even calling for the rest of his family to be murdered as well. Even his kids!!! And what happened? His popularity went through the roof. He was just some name before. A talking head that you heard about had said something dumb every now and again. Now everyone knows who he is, and worse those on the right are all singing his praises and turning point USA exploded with millions in donations and over 100,000 requests to start new chapters.
When that dude did take shot at Trump, it only energized and emboldened MAGA and conservatives in general. Contributions, voter turnout, volunteers, all increased dramatically. And, we then had to have that fucking photo plastered everyone afterwards of "triumphant" fist bump right after.
People celebrate this shit, but fuck me, its the worst fucking thing you can do. And history shows this. When MLK was killed, same thing happened. Support for his cause went through the roof. Doing the very opposite of what his killers would have wanted. Gandhi, Harari, Biko, Malcolm X, Kennedy, and many, many more, all killed hoping to achieve one goal, but ending up strengthening the resolve of those they hoped to intimidate or control. Hell, even Caesar's assassination over 2000 years ago proves this point. They killed him to save the Republic, and in doing so, destroyed the Republic and The Empire was born.
History is clear, just leave people to fuck up on their own. Killing them rarely works.
I have no doubt whatsoever his cult is eager to dox and attempt to have fired ANYONE who celebrates the shitbag's passing under any circumstances
Much like how Trump's second term makes us wish for the innocence of his first term, what comes after Trump will be worse. Nothing ever gets better. All things deteriorate until they break and are replaced.
Even though things are worse than they have ever been, America today is the best it's ever going to be again. When the history books are written about this era we will see the 2020's as America's second great antebellum.
You had me in the first 90%, not gonna lie.
remember when thatcher died and "the witch is dead" popped up in the charts? when donald dies his gravestone better be non stick and have a handle for flushing.
This is my prepared bottles of rum, dedicated to when I no longer needs to share a planet with these bastards

Currently I have bottles for:
Trump, Putin, Musk, Murdoch and Orban.
The last one is what has been declared "The bottle of the unknown bad guy", it is meant for when I find out about a person dying and my immediate feeling is "Good riddance".
Alex Karp
Peter Thiel
Netanyahu
Come on, everyone, join in!
I'm hella pissed that someone decided to shoot Charlie Kirk instead of anyone who really would have made a difference with their death.
at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place
I love how so many people clearly didn't read the entire post, lol.
I read it all and it doesn’t make sense. Garfield really doesn’t fit most of the things said, like he isn’t online all the time, isn’t ruining America, etc.
I guess that makes it a shit post.
I may have Garfield Derangement Syndrome
Joking aside, I do always celebrate when Republicans die. I’m basically exactly the type of person they pretend is the average leftist, even though 90% (or more) of folks are normal and don’t wish death on their enemies.
I wish there were more of us
Be the change you want to see in the world! Somebody... Please.
The thing is, dark money and Russian disinformation have installed a political machine in place that Trump is just the face of. As the face of this he has disturbed institutions of government and American life, as well as globally, which I think will take years to repair. It's a global far right power grab, so even if he does die, there's still a lot to fix.
However it's his peculiar charisma that for whatever reason these people respond to in ways that they don't to traditional dyed in the wool Republicans like Romney or McCain that is why they've been so successful, and when he dies finding a replacement for him will be difficult for them. The journalist Maggie Haberman says the way he will go into a room of these people and charm everyone in there is genius, really, even though his terrible personality is what his campaign was based on, really. He makes them laugh, my Canadian coworker who isn't in any way a MAGA still likes him because he makes her laugh, which makes no sense because he's not funny, but it's the shock of him openly being what all of them really are underneath, racist and hateful and bigoted, that seems funny, I think anyway. His weird appeal probably can't be replicated by anyone else.
So in my opinion him dying will have a major impact on the success of this political monstrous machine they've created, without question, but they've wrecked a lot of things along the way that will take a lot to restore, and my guess is that the Democrats will just let some things stay as they are.
I can't wait to piss on his grave.

Here's a little something else to think of. The government is shut down, so the purse strings are closed. And yet, a private "donation" is being given to the military. By a man who apparently has a problem with Venezuela. At the same time the world's most powerful warship, along with its associated battle group, has been pulled out of Europe to go play drug cop in the Caribbean Sea.
Its so nice to be able to say you hope the fascist dies.
We now live in such a world where you can't wish for evil dictators to die lest the billionaire who owns the platforms you use has his sensibilities upset.
I've decided to hold parties for when horrible people die. Fuck them.
This motherfucker got to be in movies and TV too, as if ruining the internet isn't enough. Every childhood memory I have is tainted by his selfish orange ass.
organize, then. he will be replaced by someone just as bad, if not worse.
I think that’s a key of all this, the realization that the misery doesn’t end with Trump. If he fell off the face of the earth tomorrow, there would be a power vacuum while his previous sycophants vied to be a replacement but likely none of them have the control over the base that he had. Someone worse will rise up that no one saw coming.
Maybe Garfield could be a fun new nickname? Like winnie the pooh for that chinese trump...
I'm gonna cry my eyes out when I lose the fat narcissistic orange I have at home.
I was told there's an English lord who was so reviled that when he died they rolled a massive rock onto his grave lest he ever rise again (rumors that he dabbled in magic might have informed the decision).
That would be appropriate for Trump. Or similarly, bury him in a deep geologic repository (where we put our vitrified spent fissile fuel beneath signs warning THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR ) as a reminder of how we never want another person like him to exist.