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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Of the many broken bones I've had, a snapped femur is one. The damage it did means I'm never walking without a limp or running at nearly the pace I could. All it did was compound above the knee. This is permanent massive life changing damage. That bone absolutely destroys all the critical muscle groups, blood vessels, and massive nervous system that flows down to your lower half.
Oh look. They pooped their femur!
Just dab it with some bacitracin, take some ibuprofen, and get some sleep. You'll be fiiiiiine.
I didn't know my GP was on Lemmy
Gently apply warm water on the affected area
I can't even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.
So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks
Yup, but you forgot the part when the tip of the right femur went out through their butthole...
If I recall from seeing the original article, it actually made a new butthole.
Did he buttfuck himself with his femur?
Holy crap, I didn’t even notice the broken pelvis and left femur break, gah!
Hell, I bruised my hip bone once at a martial arts seminar. The next-level pain I felt from just that make me worry for when I'm dumber/older and need a replacement.
Looking at trending, it's 50-50 I'll be fine into my 80s or be 4-joints-bionic by 70. Nothing in-between.
Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?
You could start by just listening to the advice above the image. It's a good start.
Yeah fair suggestion 😂
Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.
No fixing stupid. Seeing this every now and then.
If this is someone born male, they hip checked themselves in the nuts. Ow ow ow!
That’ll buff out.
'Tis but a scratch
That took a second to sink in how bad this would be
They should try The McGill Big 3