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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why do you have guests you don't like?

Sounds more like you have victims, psychopath.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Well now you're on her 'don't like' list.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Some people have romantic partners they live with. And sometimes, rarely but sometimes, those partners have friends. I just think this is a shitpost though.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You know like annoying in-laws and children that tag along.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

or here's a better idea, really crazy one at that. just don't invite them over.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucking with people’s food is never funny.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

What about their drinks, huh??

[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 1 day ago

Why would you give your precious Wurstwasser to people you don't like?

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago
[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And there’s another reason I don’t hang out with people who boil their hot dogs.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

This might not be the worst idea if it was a better sausage. Like bratwurst water or something.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hmmm... surely there's some drink where this might actually kick ass... sadly I am not a mixologist.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 days ago

Maybe add some vodka and clamato, a little tabasco and worcestershire, wouldn't be too bad.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Joke's on you. I don't use ice.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just straight frozen hot dogs in the drinks of people you don't like eh?

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, I think they just use boiling hot dog water

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to freeze my boiling water, so I always have some at hand

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yup, gotta make sure it doesn't go off.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Me coming back again and again cause your water tastes weirdly good.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 days ago

Well, what if I like hotdogs? I won’t get my comeuppance.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

I keep them around for Fred Durst, he's thirsy for them

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Why spite? Basically cold bouillon cubes right there

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago