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[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Did he do the head shake thing?
No?
Fucking disgraceful!
Taco Chicken so dumb, he can't even imitate the population running half his country.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 35 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Remember when people were baffled Trudeau did a dress up? Good times

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

At least trudeau apologizes, this turd would never.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca -1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He never should have apologized. Where's Robery Downey Jr.'s apology?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

People don’t understand that back then making fun of racists was considered cool.

But this is talking about him wearing a turban when he visited India.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

i think it was during his official visit to India - he busted out his best Bollywood drip.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The hindutfascist is not going to like that

Trump supporters are committed to licking that boot. They'll take whatever he tosses at them and pretend it's gulab jamun.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 44 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] freebee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wait you got to 2 before this? How?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

A man gets tired having to update it every 16 hours. I took a few days off. The other employee was replaced by Ai.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 214 points 18 hours ago (10 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 93 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a moron. 🤔

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 64 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

I’m starting to think this guy might be an asshole. 🤔

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I dunno. Did Hillary mention it in her emails?

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago

Morons And Genuine Assholes

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Guilty on these three counts, and 34 more

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this guy may be mentally incapacitated.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago

Also a criminal and an asshole.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 hours ago

they guy who won the Presidency twice and has the entire government and miliary kissing his ass?

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, he seems like a bit of- pardon my language, a real jerkface!

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Look. We all know he's a big doodiehead, but a world where one can call another a....a jf...well that's no kind of civilized world at all! Think of the children! ThE cHiLdReN!!!!11!1!!!

[–] pir8t0x@ani.social 2 points 11 hours ago

You're only STARTING to think that?

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But... But... P-party of... Linc--HURL!!

Party of Abradolf Lincler

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[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly I can't hear any pretend-indian accent in the video. He did an odd voice but this seems like a nothing burger.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Was the video in the article for you? I couldn’t find it.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 81 points 18 hours ago

And it was just yesterday when The Daily Show talked about how “Trump tours Japan and manages not to do the accent”. Ah, sweet summer children.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

Is lemmy just the new source of bad fucking info here? I struggle through the goddamn ads and trash and see the same voice that orange weirdo uses for everyone. It's not a slow Newsweek.

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[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 34 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it's so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

The accent isn't heavy at all. Surprisingly not very racist, or at least, not done well at all.

I'm more concerned about his delusional rambling in which he thinks he alone prevented a was between India and Pakistan.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

He sounds gay for Modi, at a minimum.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Yeah that was nothing. Big nothing burger.

But yeah, "after literally two days, they called up", as if by a miracle. Even he can't explain the real reasons.

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It’s crazy how often you see an article talking about a video or photo, but they don’t post the video or photo

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

This is the least surprising headline I've seen in a bit.

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I honestly don't care about these 'Trump said or did something stupid' ""news"". I get it that his sundowning as hard as Biden did. Tell me if he nukes of threatens to nuke something.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago

Hey great news.... He wants to start using nukes immediately.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 21 points 18 hours ago

He seems to be selling off weapons grade plutonium to billionaires, so there's that.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

Holy shit this is embarrassing.

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