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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Usha should be pissed off, but she'll take like the rest of the fucked up MAGAts.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Simultaneously the joke and the punchline. Trump.

[–] verdi@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Can anyone share the snippet of him making the Indian accent? I couldn't find it on Youtube.

edit: Just saw the video from imprudentmortal, dafuq. Wtf is the independent doing, what a crock of shit this story was. The guy is a fucking imbecile, making up these stories undermines the true stories where he is being his imbecile self.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 243 points 2 days ago (14 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

He represents the values of those who voted for him, or about half of US voters and all of the nonvoters in the US.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 107 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a moron. 🤔

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I’m starting to think this guy might be an asshole. 🤔

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Guilty on these three counts, and 34 more

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I dunno. Did Hillary mention it in her emails?

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

Morons And Genuine Assholes

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, he seems like a bit of- pardon my language, a real jerkface!

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[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But... But... P-party of... Linc--HURL!!

Party of Abradolf Lincler

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What an imbecile. Gross

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Remember when people were baffled Trudeau did a dress up? Good times

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At least trudeau apologizes, this turd would never.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

i think it was during his official visit to India - he busted out his best Bollywood drip.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 86 points 2 days ago

And it was just yesterday when The Daily Show talked about how “Trump tours Japan and manages not to do the accent”. Ah, sweet summer children.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] freebee@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait you got to 2 before this? How?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

A man gets tired having to update it every 16 hours. I took a few days off. The other employee was replaced by Ai.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The hindutfascist is not going to like that

Trump supporters are committed to licking that boot. They'll take whatever he tosses at them and pretend it's gulab jamun.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Did he do the head shake thing?
No?
Fucking disgraceful!
Taco Chicken so dumb, he can't even imitate the population running half his country.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yes they smile and wobble their head when they say "Adolf hitler, verrry good leader". Happened to me twice, unprompted.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it's so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

The accent isn't heavy at all. Surprisingly not very racist, or at least, not done well at all.

I'm more concerned about his delusional rambling in which he thinks he alone prevented a war between India and Pakistan.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah that was nothing. Big nothing burger.

But yeah, "after literally two days, they called up", as if by a miracle. Even he can't explain the real reasons.

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It’s crazy how often you see an article talking about a video or photo, but they don’t post the video or photo

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[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I can't hear any pretend-indian accent in the video. He did an odd voice but this seems like a nothing burger.

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[–] molten@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Is lemmy just the new source of bad fucking info here? I struggle through the goddamn ads and trash and see the same voice that orange weirdo uses for everyone. It's not a slow Newsweek.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

This is the least surprising headline I've seen in a bit.

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I honestly don't care about these 'Trump said or did something stupid' ""news"". I get it that his sundowning as hard as Biden did. Tell me if he nukes of threatens to nuke something.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Hey great news.... He wants to start using nukes immediately.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 21 points 2 days ago

He seems to be selling off weapons grade plutonium to billionaires, so there's that.

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