this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 101 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It all makes sense now! Cats like to catch birds, so cat drones can catch bird drones.


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Yes, that's an actual taxidermied cat. It used to be alive as well.

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wow, that's fucked up. It's like something out of a Junjo Ito comic.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait till you see the RatCopter, Ostrich Drone and SharkJet.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where can I donate my cadaver?

I'd like to attend the 2080 Olympics in style

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I want to be turned into a battle bot

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Nope. Chuck Testa.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Here I was having a perfectly good day and you had to come and ruin it.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine walking down the street and that thing flies over your head. I would be scarred for life.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It's going to rain. The cats are flying low today.

[–] jannis@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

I've never been a fan of taxidermy, but now I hate it even more

[–] BudgieMania@kbin.social 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

goddammit even the silliest memes become real, I'm done with this reality

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Where do you think they get their ideas??

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 28 points 2 years ago

Birds are going to think the zombie apocalypse has begun

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck that account. They took a long running internet joke and then tried to claim they started it, all to chase a buck. Charlatans.

Eh, the movement was built upon bullshitting others. Let the bullshit flow, I say.

[–] cunning_bolt@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Well they were conspiracy theorists

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They we are conspiracy theorists?

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Precisely as it should be.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Remove the '. Took me too long to sound that sentence out.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's just sleeping.

[–] xandowsk@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The zombie apocalypse for birds is about to begin.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Well they are going to need aviators

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 years ago

I just hope nobody named Far Far Sinks or something like that shows up...

[–] Rukmer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I suppose it would be cheap and effective to use the bird's superior wing?

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Flabbergassed@artemis.camp 5 points 2 years ago

How long before they move on to humans and start the real zombie apocalypse?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The conspiracy that ALL birds were drones, not that they made drones out of dead birds.

This is more of a drone corpse

This would actually disprove that 'birds aren't real' and points to a more sinister cabal.

[–] magmaus3@szmer.info 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I forgot to add, not fucking serious, because if you click the link it takes you to a tech death metal song.

Really should remember my fellow neurodivergents have issues when you deliver a joke deadpan.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Mentioned issues aside, I’ve met quite a few neurotypicals who are extremely blind to satire, deadpan or not.

[–] magmaus3@szmer.info 3 points 2 years ago

didn't notice the link, sorry