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[–] KingSnorky@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean it’s right there in the name. Can’t believe nobody has thought of this before OP

[–] faltuuser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Everyone did. It's just that it was so obvious that no one felt the need to make a post about it.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Central Park(ing)

[–] RothyBuyak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

No one would create it today 🥲

[–] MetroIsntAMetro@lemmy.jmss.io 7 points 2 years ago

we gotta have the parking lots be giant to accommodate utes too

[–] Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Isn't that where the CPUs go?

[–] zalack@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🎶 they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot 🎶

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum. And they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see them.

[–] Tigbitties@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Oooooo bap bap bap

[–] gzrrt@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

For sure, every airport needs a good parking lot.

[–] NetHandle@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mega-Lot 1, a 100 story hellscape of crumbling concrete and rebar. Each level is ruled by a different gang and they are constantly at war. Child soldiers and suicide bombs are a norm. The basement is a tent city full of addicts and those that prey on them. The parking attendants are somehow more corrupt and dangerous than the gangs. Your parking pass costs you $2000 a month, it doesn't guarantee you spot, and owning a parking pass is a stiffly enforced requirement of vehicle registration. Escaping the parking lot each day is a mix of luck and bribes. It saves you 5 minutes off your two hour commute. Being late for work is an indictable offence with a minimum sentence of 15 years manual labor, performing maintenance on Mega-Lot 1.

Edit: spelling

[–] Gull@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

How about affordable housing?

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