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[–] Fearlesspancake@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"programming has things called "threads" and things called "strings" and they somehow have fuck all to do with each other"

[–] reversed95@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No one say anything about master/slave

[–] twhite@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Oh you mean primary/secondary?

Down the rabbit hole we go!

[–] DeriHunter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You forgot java (coffee beans)

[–] danwardvs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Chrome and Windows? What in the closed source development environment?

[–] Distributed@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Lol, I deal with orphaned children at my job

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think the fediverse is having a naming issue too. Most people don't realize Lemmy is basically just the forum days of old, but you can share your account everywhere. (yes the code is more complicated but the users don't need to know that)

[–] InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not even that. I’m getting serious Usenet vibes (from the early 90s, not the thing it has since devolved into). Even the decentralized paradigm with independent servers syncing with each other is conceptually similar (although I’d bet NNTP was a quite different protocol than what we’re using now).

[–] InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not even that. I’m getting serious Usenet vibes (from the early 90s, not the thing it has since devolved into). Even the decentralized paradigm with independent servers syncing with each other is conceptually similar (although I’d bet NNTP was a quite different protocol than what we’re using now).

[–] Loki123@pathfinder.social 4 points 2 years ago

Where's the slaves?

[–] abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

That Apache (restaurant) server can be pretty dangerous if you make him mad.

[–] cloudless@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Firefox is wrong. That’s red panda, not a fox.

[–] kurosawaa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Chinese word for red panda is literally Firefox, 火狐, that's where the web browsers name comes from.

[–] acquiescence@lemmy.fmhy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aren't they called 小熊猫 (little panda)? This is the first time I've heard them called 火狐

[–] kurosawaa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Both are correct. If you check the dictionary both are listed, as well as 紅熊貓. 小熊貓 is definitely the most common word though.

[–] spoopyking@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

How can you leave out daemons?

[–] sillypuddy@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I get all of the associations, butt strings?

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

butt strings

the best strings

[–] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I always feel awkward saying hash cause the weed stuff

[–] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cool However dont make a red panda a Firefox please.