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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But you can't sprint with four legs. You can either trot, canter, or gallop. Sprinting is a bipedal only action.

That being said, girls totally love it when you trot especially if you have the shoes that go clippity clop.

If you can’t find the shoes a friend with two halves of coconuts works just as well!

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

That's what you think

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 48 points 1 year ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like cats more than dogs.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 26 points 1 year ago

Scampering over with the swagger of a dyslexic cat.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But at least try not to pee on her leg.

[–] smackjack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Just stick to humping it instead.