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[–] aluminiumsandworm@kbin.social 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i showed this to my wife and she bit me

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s crazy your wife had the same reaction when I showed her.

[–] SirStumps@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your never going to believe this...

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oh thanks. I didn't know i dropped my never going to believe this

[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago

The manly urge to get bit

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My partner doesn't understand the urge. He says silly things like "why do you want to bite me" and "please stop ambushing my with your mouth." He often retaliates by slobbering all over me, which is gross and yucky. How do I make him understand I'm not in control of the urge, and that I need to be satiated?

[–] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Try to make an analogy to a dog or cat. They have biting needs and we give them appropriate toys to satiate that craving. They just needs to accept that they're the only toy that can satiated your natural instincts.

[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

"You got to understand, you just need to accept that you're the only toy that can satiate my natural instincts"

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm. As a man, I have never chewed my food.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

#JustWomanThings

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so true bestie. sometimes i wish i had a partner so that i could give them love bites. and for some reason i also want to, like, actually bite off a piece of their flesh. and eat it. i dont know why

[–] Dfy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

That's why my girlfriend bites me THAT hard. Ouch

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

I always wondered why my gf likes biting me

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's more of a neurodivergent thing.

[–] hulemy@ani.social 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

It's okay, they can bite me.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

chomps back

[–] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Fish when they see bait:

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Me when I see someone:

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does for bathtubs what Jaws did for the ocean.

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My girlfriend has never bitten me, I'm confused...

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

She has exceptional self control.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ok so it's not just me.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 4 points 1 year ago

To bite Cookie ice-cream