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submitted 1 year ago by Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It’s about thyme.

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[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not very oregonal

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Well, he's no sage, after all.

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thyme is an herb

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe it's a noun.

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thyme is relative.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thyme is an illusion. Lunchthyme doubly so.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

And now we're back to food puns, proving that thyme is a flat circle.

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You're technically correct, which is, of course, the best kind of correct.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's all cumin together.

[–] cronch_mcgurk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's your dill?