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Bone Apple Tea

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[–] lysozyme@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Technically he would have to charge $15... If he would add 50% to the initial $20.

Yes, I'm a lot of fun at parties

[–] LetMeEatCake@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could make it work mathematically: the added 50% would need to be based on the initial price and not a modification on the adjusted price.

It's most logically interpreted as: x * 1.5 * 0.5 = 0.75x
But we could see it as: x - (x/2) + (x/2) = x

I'm equally fun at parties.

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I’m too.. whatever.. to do the math. How much was it initially?

[–] starman@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It took me 14 hours but the math checks out guys

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You didn't show your work. Half marks.

[–] nei7jc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It doesn't matter if he did it, we just need know know that he tried.

[–] amos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] LetMeEatCake@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

In my algebraic version, it's x.

Maybe easier to understand is if we use the numbers from the story?
As the top level comment sees it (which again is the most logical way to interpret it), the price starts at $20. Seller gives 50% discount to buyer to bring it to $10 (50% of $20 is $10 -> $20-$10=$10). Seller then adds a 50% markup because it's their birthday too, bringing it up to $15 (50% of $10 is $5 -> $10+$5=$15).

In my interpretation all of the math is being operated on the initial $20. So it's $20 minus $10 for $10 for the discount, then $10 plus $10 for the markup.

[–] Feidhlim@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Came here to say the same thing. We should hang out

[–] WhoRoger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Aww the first Lemmy love story

[–] Zeyfert162@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Double whammy, Boneappletea and Choosing beggar. Handled so eloquently.

*Spelling is hard

[–] curiosityLynx@kglitch.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Zeyfert162@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Too kind sir

[–] Ultrawide1654@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always hope these are due to aurocorrect. I refuse to believe someone thinks its "purse cent" 🥹

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just let go. Or more fancy: “Abandon all hope ye who enter the written communication”

[–] Ultrawide1654@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

All hope is now abandoned 🥲

[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't that be $15?

[–] starman@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A penny you find at the bottom of your hand bag.

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] s6original@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Probably meant purse scent.

[–] HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu 3 points 2 years ago

Choosing beggar

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