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[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 year ago

It is mate, yeah

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Did you stop taking your meds again?

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I binged like 12 seasons of Taskmaster recently and that's definitely been in my brain alongside 'You awright?'

[–] nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

your time starts now

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chris Ramsey's geordie "Nooh weh" will live forever in my head

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, like the ubiquitously American "Howdy."

[–] jak@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He said “a british voice,” which it almost certainly would be with those words, just like the voice saying “howdy” in most peoples heads is American. It’s not saying all British people would say that.

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most Brits would know that as a Texan accent honestly but it's a matter of semantics. I'm sure Americans realize "spot of tea?" and "chewsday" aren't the same accent even if they sometimes use them a breaths away when depicting "the British" accent. If I was to depict "the American" accent I would say "Tomato"

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There is only really the one british accent that's ever depicted in our media/whatever media makes it over here, so I'm sad to say almost certainly we do not.

That's why we only ever seem to imitate the one (or accidentally mix them, apparently). It's the only example we've got and we assume everything is that one. I don't know where any of those areas are any more than I know the sociological difference between them, and if I had to name any others, I don't know what I'd do.

Tomato still has mild southern variations ("tuh-may-duh/ter-may-der,") but it is a solid choice now that I think about it.

Might be nothing but it's probably a good idea to see a doctor if you're having trouble with continents.

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did they bloody well get away with that one?

Do you know how many times I heard growing up ain't isn't a word...

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks, now I have "ain't ain't a word and I ain't gonna say it" in my head.

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Aaaaand now it's in mine too.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've been bingeing some Silent Witness and Unforgotten and, while Canadians use both Yank and Brit phrasing, I've reeeeally been rocking out the rhyming slang.

Like "Septic", even when it's someone else on the news.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as a brit I would assume "septic" meant masturbation in rhyming slang

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I've always heard it from Brits and Australians to mean Americans.

Septic > septic tank > yank

Seppo is also an option

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I TURNED AROUND, AND THERE WAS MY BIKE... GONE!

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


daniel gore, @imdanielpatrick

there has been a british voice in my head saying "bit sad innit" for the past week and a half

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post


daniel gore, @imdanielpatrick

there has been a british voice in my head saying "bit sad innit" for the past week and a half

mm yes forbidden image

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

bit odd, innit? Bit of story goin on, eh bit o' kippers and eels then. Bob's yer uncle! Let's talk about it a fortnight from Chewsday.