this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] mellowheat@suppo.fi 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is literally the whole plot of Dune.

e: sorry for spoilers

He fills Obi-Wan with cream?

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago

Majordomo! Bring me another Duncan!

[–] moody@lemmings.world 14 points 2 years ago

If you strike me down, i shall become more delicious than you can possibly imagine.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there also an Obi Wan Ravioli?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Yes there is.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This belong to Ai cursed images

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Blursed at worst.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wish i could block AI art

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aww I'm sorry. This one was just kind of funny.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is, don't worry. If AI is good for anything, it's memes.

But those professional meme artist make tonnes of money and you're going to take it all away to give to computers.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

No, it is. It's just that AI art makes me feel icky.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a shit post community, like... If you're worried about low quality/originality this isn't exactly your place.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Wow, you're really good at making assumptions.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Leave the gun, so uncivilized, get the canolli.

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

more powerful than you ever creamed!

... oh, wait, eww

Chewse the force

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe my brain is just perverted, but, it kinda looks like Obi-Wan's face is the clit of an oozing pastry vagina.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Either way I want to lick his face

[–] harry315@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Mmmh, sucking the thick cream out of Obi-Wan-Cannoli

How to delete my own thoughts?

[–] FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

i swear i’ll unsubscribe if this place doesn’t start banning ai trash

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Man... this AI brings the fever dreams to reality and I love it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Does star anise go with cannoli?

[–] throwmeinthekbin@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy Joooooooookkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–] throwmeinthekbin@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Context since someone will probably think I'm just being a dick.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, right. Everyone is going to watch a 17 minute video to get the context ...

dick

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[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Crap! Now I want a cannoli.