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[โ€“] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey I'm super gay! and also, totally unrelated, can you send me your bank # and social? ๐ŸŒˆ

[โ€“] fishbone@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, I only give that info to tigers.

[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

hello, I am a gay tiger. please give me, your trusted internet gay tiger, your credit card and security number. chuff chuff (because tigers make chuffing sounds when they're happy, I know because i am a tiger)

[โ€“] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Sure, but please first send gay verification

[โ€“] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The boy kissers on the internet are the only people who are friendly to me

You are cool and valid!
Now there's a girl kisser who was friendly to you, please update your comment accordingly

[โ€“] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is wayyy too accurate

[โ€“] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do I find a random gay stranger for my inner circle though? :o

[โ€“] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You reply to their comment on a blahaj lemmy post, and that's pretty much it :D

[โ€“] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

maybe I just don't have the rizz ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty sure you do :D

[โ€“] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

DON'T DO IT DON'T FALL FOR IT SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SUCK YOU IN! SHE'S COLLECTING A HAREM OF BOTTOMS AND YOU'RE HER NEXT VICTIM!

@miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone is an insidious one. She lures people in by telling them they have rizz when they absolutely don't, and then, when she's got them on the hook, she adds them on Matrix and RUTHLESSLY AND MERCILESSLY IS FRIENDS WITH THEM!

SAVE YOURSELF IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME

^/j if it wasn't obvious, she's a great gal

but i like being friends

[โ€“] Suppoze@beehaw.org 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So in this scenario my closest would be the gay tiger from my inner circle?

[โ€“] fossilesque@mander.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

His name is Hobbes.

[โ€“] onion@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

The important part is that you should have the power to choose who gets access to what info about you. That's what the right to privacy is supposed to enable, and that's what the big internet companies and "anti terrorist" legislation is undermining.

[โ€“] ooosssay@ani.social 1 points 1 year ago

Zuckerberg: