I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them
Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons
Wiring some logic gates?
Game
Turing complete
I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.
Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)
Battlebit remastered. War crimes.
Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).
Killing aliens in the name of humanity.
Running around a bunch of stacked shipping containers in a confined boat surface murdering people with a knife because they are trying to dominate 3 flags more than my team is
Piracy lol (Sea of Thieves)
Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.
Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!
Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils
Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.