monopoly, anti-trust (OpenTTD)

Splatting in public.

i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.

Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

Piracy lol (Sea of Thieves)

Smashing blocks into the ground ...

Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.

In old schools laws, gambling.

Murdering aliens with 6 Guns(Brotato)

lightsaber fight

Abusing animals for labor and fighting with other animals.

A casualty while trying to survive the open road, killed by animals. My soul has left my shell.

Uh let's see, destroying infrastructure with armoured vehicles, being involved in and actively promoting a multi generational world war, genocide, arms dealing, piracy, war crimes.

Being a massive slut! That futa cock isn’t there for nothing