Splatting in public.

Driving around on a bike that would get ticketed for too low speed and killing everything and everyone that I come across (Days gone).

breaking the sound barrier inside of a mountain

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.

Building a City without permits and govermental and democratic oversight while making every street into it a toll streets

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)

Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)

vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)

Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.

Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.

Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.

I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.

B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

Destroy a bi-pedal tank and escape via snowmobile.