Programmer Humor

Don't give elon any ideas.

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

Fork

World. Why? "Hello World".

Error also has a nice ring to it

don't forget Ada

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

• Orphan Process
• Null
• Char
• Object
• Instance
• Bug

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

CTRL+F 'Robert'

0 hits

Really?

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

Exception Segfault Binary

Ada?

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

OOM

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

Forindo Iffi **int

Boolean ftw XD

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

OOP

There it is.

C++ would be called C for short.

Function