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[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's this about? I'm OOTL

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's a meme called Steamed Hams which comes from a famous scene from an episode of The Simpsons.

In that episode, the character passes off store bought sandwiches as his own creation.

[–] zarp86@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

We found one of the lucky ten thousands!

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I bent my Wookie...

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I did this once with Denny's. Woke her up with breakfast I "just made".

Almost got away with it too until she found the receipt. Learned that day to never commit a major crime and then attempt to cover my tracks cause I'll definitely get caught.

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's pretty rookie. Always destroy all evidence. It's like crime 101

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well I have ADHD so I lost the receipt without realizing it, and then forgot that I didn't get rid of it.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Relatable.

I also avoid lying because I'll forget the lies

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago

I only lie if I can George Coztanza myself into believing it, so that it is no longer a lie.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Or don't create it. You don't need invoicing or books for an illegal business. Just have a rough idea of what your going to make and make sure you're close at the end of the month. Bookkeeping is just evidence for the prosecution. Its their job to figure out how long you've been in the game. The less they know the better your parole.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You wouldn't download a ham

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 9 points 2 years ago

The fuck I wouldn't

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't or couldn't?

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah I wouldn't (I don't like ham)

[–] z500@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] stoi@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That sounds delightfully devilish.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just be cautious of aurora borealis.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pero@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Concentrated entirely within this image?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ho ho ho ho!

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

They did it on season two of HBOs Vice Principals

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago

I would if it came with a free aurora borealis at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my kitchen.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whenever there's leftover pizza to reheat, on top I'll put chopped shallots that were soaked in olive oil, prosciutto, ultra-thin slices of fresh serrano chilies. If I have it, sometimes I'll substitute the prosciutto with thinly-sliced hard salami.
In a way, that's taking fast food and making it into my own thing.

Sometimes I'll bring a burger and fiddle with it the same way, like putting sharp cheddar on it and melting it at a low temperature on the toaster/oven. At the fast food place, I ask them to hold the condiments, so the bread doesn't get soggy before that.

If it's a more upscale burger - higher quality meat - I ask them to hold the tomato and onion, at home I'll substitute with yellow heirloom tomatoes with a spoonful of the shallots heaped on top.
Or I'll caramelize a full onion and put that in instead.

To top it all off, recently my wife pickled a large jar of sliced yellow beets.

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Would you disguise your bespoke fast food burger as your own cooking tho??

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Did this to a guy to get him to try whataburger and admit it's good.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yes I would

[–] Melkath@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I know this reference meme