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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are really cool, I saw one in the wild in southern Germany last fall

[–] selinson@mander.xyz 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I also found some last fall!

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gah. Looks like forest floor rotting star fish.

[–] selinson@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

It sure smelled like that. (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Appropriate name.

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg if I came across that while hiking in the woods without knowing what it was, I would probably hightail it out of there, all the while looking back to make sure it wasn't following me.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, they have no sight or hearing. They can only sense fear.

[–] mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did you not run away screaming? Is this fungus common knowledge? I've never seen it and I am happy to have read this post before stumbling on this another dimension opening strawberry-red nightmare

[–] selinson@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

xD I read a lot of books about nature when I was a kid and therefore knew of this fungus for some time. I always wanted to see this one, too: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrus_ruber

[–] mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

As it has no tentacles I can see the beauty in this one, too. But I am really confused about how unreal those fungi look.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

That's so many! Thank you for the cool picture 😄

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the pics! WILD!

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

This makes it seem so harmless.

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For goodness' sake, DO NOT GO NEAR THE FREAKY ALIEN EGG THING THAT HAS TENTACLES AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I better pet the obviously dangerous thing.

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

This is how people die in movies

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Put my dumbass face right in one last month.

"That's fucking disgusting!"

sniff

"Yep. Revolting."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 41 points 1 year ago

You sure there ain't an Oblivion portal nearby?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Somebody call Sigourney Weaver and tell her to bring the flame thrower!

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That has some serious Cthulhu vibes

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pbpbpbpbhhhb'hh pfb'hhbhfp ph'pbhbfbf'bhfp

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Pfft. I heard that one last week.

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Father Nurgle is pleased.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] selinson@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

German Wikipedia says it's edible but it doesn't taste good.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Would be a vegan alternative to sea food

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] s23b@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've tried a close relative, the stinkhorn (aptly named phallus impudicus). While in the egg phase, the slimy outer layer can be peeled off. Then you cut the inside into thin wedges, and fry them in oil. They taste like earthier french fries. The stuff in the post I've only ever encountered in the mature stage, so I never got to try this recipe with them. Since they are very similar in most aspects, I'd guess the technique should work.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Well I love fries almost as much as I love dirt so now I want to try them

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also called 'Devil's Fingers'

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a Banana called that too

[–] stiephel@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Oh shit that was your vid? You are famous in Europe my strong cocked lordship

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 5 points 1 year ago

Upside down Barnacle from Half-Life

As someone who's absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Disturbing! I love it.

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If this ever evolves into The Flesh that Hates imma blame you all.