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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 42 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OP uses mittens. Knitted mittens.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They’re easier to suck clean.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Boil your pasta in it to enjoy the flavors without the risk.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

I've done lots of construction and many years ago I started wearing rubber gloves every time I do dishes. I used to not wear gloves but there's nothing like losing big chunks of your callouses from dish pan hands.

And if you play guitar and want to maintain callouses on your fingertips, you have to wear gloves all the time.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

I was just about to ask, it is one of the most important items in my kitchen and cleaning cupboard.

If you are getting disposable gloves, get nitrile ones, and make sure that they fit tight over your hands to seal the opening against water ingress.

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago

I worked as a dishwasher when I was in high school and you get over this real quick.

Because at least you're not cleaning up shit after someone destroyed the bathroom.

[–] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
  • laughs in european sinks *
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] tautalas@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

[–] tautalas@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

That's a Chad move right there

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[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Euro sink

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

European sinks are typically much larger than American or Canadian sinks, so it's likely that the person climbed inside of their sink and was laughing while inside of it.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

My kitchen sink is massive as are my friend's. Where do you think we wash our SUVs?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

just wash your hands afterwards, what's the issue?

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The texture of that top layer film

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

you wash it off it's not that hard

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

It's still icky

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a problem putting your hand into a toilet bowl filled with shit and piss? If so, what's the issue? Just wash your hand afterwards.

The issue isn't that your hand will be forever tainted. Disgusting things are disgusting, even if they don't have a lasting impact.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (6 children)
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[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

This is some grade a baby ass shit

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

This is when Drake has to touch 18 year old pussy.

[–] 01011@monero.town 12 points 11 months ago

If you rinse your plates as soon as you finish eating then you need not worry about such things. Filth begets more filth.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seeing these posts make me glad I worked in food service to power through my autism.

Like someone else said, washing a buffet for 100 will get you through that shit quick. Same with food pickieness. Making assembly line style food and seeing how much really goes on from start to finish was an eye opener.

Fucking hated it but was worth it for perspective.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

TIL that one can "power through autism".

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I always have tongs next to the sink because of this. Nasty bones in the garbage disposal? Tongs. Clogged drain. Tongs.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the things you put on your feet?

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those are called thongs in some countries, but not tongs afaik. Also the US doesn't call them thongs, so this is for those people confused by this. Tongs are those things that are kind of like chop sticks but joined at the end so they can grab stuff - usually from hot places like a grill or stove.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Sorry, I'm not a native speaker so I had no idea what those grabber things were called, thanks for explaining!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that’s so clever i can’t believe i didn’t think of this

[–] time_fo_that@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just don't confuse them for ones you use to cook lol

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[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Is this like the poop knife I keep hearing about?

[–] Michal@programming.dev 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I just wash under running water. I know, it's wasting water, but i have a dishwasher now, so i rarely have to do it manually.

My partner often uses a bowl for dishwashing, you can just tip the water out without inserting your hand.

If you have a plug it may be a good idea to use one with a chain.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Laughs in Dishwasher

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Then you have to wash it! Help I'm stuck in recursion!

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

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[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Forgot to turn off trash disposal

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago

I used to get "reusable gloves" but they wear out too easily so then I bought some industrial use silicone dipped gloves for handling lye but instead I use them exclusively for dishes and cleaning now. I have a second pair for handling lye and other caustic chemicals.

[–] Vigilante@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Use a steel rod just for that if you don't have one BUY ONE it's worth it .

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