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That's crazy I don't think they would

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[โ€“] josie@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they'd do this.

[โ€“] arthur@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The capitalism system is design to maximize and prioritize profit above everything else, and will do it if there's no resistance.

If put ads inside peoples' ass increases profits, companies would try for sure.

[โ€“] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This orgasam brought to you by Johnson and Johnson

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, branding is a thing too. You don't see J&J slapping their name on porn sites either, even though that's a cheap form of advertising with massive impression numbers.

[โ€“] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The orgasams are gonna be wild

[โ€“] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they'll put ads anywhere.

[โ€“] federalreverse@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as "ads in our anuses"?

[โ€“] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on how far you push it in.

[โ€“] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago

"Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors"

[โ€“] kubica@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

When the benefits outweigh the costs they'll do.

[โ€“] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers' bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can't read the ads, but I'm pretty sure they are for gambling websites.

[โ€“] SuperSpecialNickname@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's really gross. Totally ruins the mood for me. Fortunately they're not hard to avoid

[โ€“] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

Directal TV

[โ€“] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you look at your poop in the toilet, then yes they will put ads in your anus. The ads would of course come out with your turds.

[โ€“] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Embedded into cheap food that then becomes an ad in your toilet. But for a โ€œproโ€ subscription you can shit without ads

[โ€“] trolololol@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Would they be like a sticker on the turd with the message, or more like a 3d printed brown thing?

[โ€“] Spendrill@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Probably not, but they'd definitely patent the method.

[โ€“] willya@lemmyf.uk 7 points 1 year ago

They would and it would be the first time you loved ads.

[โ€“] mdhughes@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a "ProctoProdยฎ" for bass. Bruce's predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else's.

[โ€“] BlackArtist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can bet your ass they would.

[โ€“] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Heck, they would shove them in your dreams if they can (and they will, using neuralink lol); and then find crevices on the laws to navigate through, like crabs side-walking to move forward.

In some places proctology isn't what it was.

[โ€“] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no because you can't see up your ass

[โ€“] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

But other people can. It's all about the target audience. You would actually get paid, to show ads in your ass, when someone has a clear view into it. People with ads up their asses are just the medium to deliver the ads.

[โ€“] chahk@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

They already shove ads down our throats, so it's not a big stretch of imagination to say that yes, they would totally stick ads up our arse is they could.

[โ€“] bestusername@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

That would be shit!

[โ€“] DancingBear@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if they did this where would we keep our spatulas?

[โ€“] TheKracken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

There's not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That's the only problem, though, if you're advertising the right product.

[โ€“] Grizzlywer@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Eventually but it is already ass

You've never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.

[โ€“] mp3@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They need to siphon more data before they start the targeted advertising.

[โ€“] set_secret@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.

[โ€“] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think they'd plaster our loved ones' coffins with adverts if they could.

[โ€“] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.

[โ€“] oo1@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I read that with an extra "i"

In which case, yes if they can then sell you the drugs you'd need for the rest of your life.

It's like coca-cola + insulin, from a financial perspective , complementary investments.

[โ€“] j4k3@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Fart jingles.

*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^

New timeline plot for the bidet...

the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!

Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.

[โ€“] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

โ€œItโ€™s morse code!โ€