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[–] undercrust@lemmy.ca 94 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Texting on a WiFi iPod, amazing

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can achieve anything with the right dice roll.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Through RNGesus all things are possible, so jot that down.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Now, this is the episode the world needs

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The crispness of this photo for such an ancient screenshot is incredible

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They upscaled and restored an internet artifact. A meme archivist.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're doing HD remastered memes now?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Can't wait to get Charlie Bit My Finger on bluray.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What strikes me is, how old it is, how close the time stamp is to the precise anniversary of the original.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Indeed, almost exactly 12 years to the hour (depending on timezone). I wonder if this was intentional on the part of OP?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Now I desperately want to see it crushed into oblivion where you can almost count the pixels

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there a Fedi for looking for D&D groups?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You fell for the trap. Roll to see if you can escape. Your game has begun.

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My dice roller app said I got a 19. It's on.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You needed a 20 to escape. Now back to the cauldrons of deeper consciousness. You awaken on a bed made of old wood and only a candle lighting a room.

It was small, maybe 10x10. There is a side table with a key, to unlock the door and a book.

You must roll to choose one or the other. One leads to knowledge ahead. The other is your way out.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Setting a lvl 1 trap to DC 20 makes me iffy about starting a campaign with you.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You are now the DM.

Sucker!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's how I like my DMs. Always trying to kill the party.

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would like to use the book to beat down the door.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Two days later, "Would you like to invest in a fantastic crypto opportunity with me? "

[–] Atin@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd love to learn to play D&D

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless you live in a very tiny town, you probably have a local game store. If you do, go in and make friends and you'll find someone to show you the way.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

go in and make friends

These are some "draw the rest of the owl" instructions right here.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

If there are two places in this world a socially awkward person can make new friends, it's a game store and a comic book store.

You don't even have to do it in a "normal" way. In fact, in a game store, just saying, "those dice look cool" would be enough.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Roll20.net has some free games you can join. I'd suggest 5e to start, and using 5e.tools for looking stuff up

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

for someone who doesn't know D&D, dungeons and dragons will likely sound very scary

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would say definitely would sound like BDSM related

[–] dwalin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It can be...when you coming over?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 10 months ago

As soon as I get untied.

[–] 0nekoneko7@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

very persistent guy.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What if you have a cold black dried up heart that is unable to relate to imaginary characters?

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

so...

Satan bureaucrat.

Too close to my real life.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

You say that as if those people don't game anyway.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Random person messaging you to play dnd? Yes pls

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Actually nostalgic

[–] Joep@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That sounds like a threat...what's the catch?

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

I wish this would happen to me

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna need at least 3 day notice to prepare my backstory text~~book~~