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[–] eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws 3 points 1 year ago

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

[–] sudo_tee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details

I think it's great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I'm writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

fix this fucking gitignore

[–] grimdeter@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[–] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fixin’ thangz

[–] bytheway@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

“Some appropriate message.”

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

[–] kraynyan@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

removed /32s in favour of /24s. Small layout changes.

[–] groet@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago
[–] wagesj45@kbin.run 2 points 1 year ago

Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] TheHottub@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

CPEUI-20102: It's working but still clean up to do.

I'll never get time to do that "clean up"

[–] MinFapper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt

[–] CatTrickery@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Fixed boolean logic and bump version.

[–] simpliston@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Add links to navbar

[–] webpack@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Fijxu@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Options for donation and contact links Nothing important

[–] Baizey 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Rolling back demo commit

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I wrote a brief manifesto on my hatred of Python because some refactoring ended up having a comma at the end of a line, which screwed me over for about an hour until I happened to noticed it.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago

Implement add headers

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] pheeef@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

somebody renamed the interface but didn’t rename the monitoring interface 2

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Der_Fossler@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

first release

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