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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you try to violate the laws of physics...

You don't break them; THEY BREAK YOU.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

STOP You've violated the law!

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

You can be a pathetic weak little baby or you can be a warrior. The choice is yours.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

[when all you did was put a fork back on the table after the physics engine's weird physics made it fall on the floor]

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No border, no nation, no gravitation!

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

We should build a movement. One without friction

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

No levitation without representation

[–] all4one@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Orbital mechanics 101

[–] RiQuY@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So many fonts and sizes at the same time, org-mode vibes.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just remember, Mom says it isn't really levitating or flying if you can't do it straight up off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn't count, and nobody's impressed, so don't even bother.

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

You just have to avoid hitting the ground...

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.

-- Bugs Bunny

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but those laws keep me safe.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’re also the thing that’s going to kill you.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ooohhh that's true...

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Levitating makes my feet itch.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

This is soulism

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

If this an advert for psychedelics?

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

The laws of physics? What are you, a narc?

[–] mobius_slip@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

"Mage: The Ascension" be like

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

break all the laws of physics you want, but you aren't convincing anyone with that monstrosity. Hire a graphics designer.