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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Kilts, because they don't make three legged pants."

For real though, I gave up pants years ago and I will never go back. I highly recommend giving it a try.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're just skirting the issue.

[–] Guilvareux@feddit.uk 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In his defence, he’s having a ball

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm feeling like you just kilt the thread.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No matter how you dress it up, that was below the belt.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You kept it going. Well plaid.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 10 months ago

Sometimes you just have to tartan up an old thread.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No proper Scotsman would have posted this.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 88 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No true Scotsman would say "no proper Scotsman."

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That's proper.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

You've made an enemy for life!!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

That's a fallacy, MacGregor!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

This is why we can't have knife things.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the invention of circumcision

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Was it invented or discovered, though?

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

No true Indian feels that way.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I don't know, they ruined Scotland.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I don't want knives near my googlies

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

As a guy, the days I can wear skirts are my happiest days.

[–] C0unterfactual@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

This is just fooking graet!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe if they’d hidden some malaria pills up there the Darien Project wouldn’t have bankrupted them so badly they had to sign the Act of Union with my lot.