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A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

Just to quote a claasic:

"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"

Navy SEAL tries to convince the government that mechacuttlefish aren't a conspiracy theory.

Basically 3D Galaga with furries.

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.

A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

Rock and stone

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.

You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.