I just like vegetables
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- If you feel strongly that you want politics back, please volunteer as a mod.
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Some are even aubergines
Diet is what you eat, not what you buy or what recipes you read on the web.
TIL vegetables have intentions
Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.
I knew beets were up to no good.
Just beet it! Beet it! No one wants to beet it, beet it!!!
I used to think that song was about jerking off, but now I realize its about eating healthy. Thats why Weird Al made it a parody about eating unhealthy food.
It can be about jerking off if you want it to.
Also yeah me too.
And fruit.